[Gabz]

I don't think I've ever heard that one.

[TXBubba]

Starts with "Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk"

[VRWCmember]

Another one that hasn't been mentioned is Ray Stevens' hilarious "Santa Clause is Watchin' You" (he's everywhere, he's everywhere)

[Heyworth]

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins
From his second wife Mary Nell
Of course he brought his new wife Kaye
Who talks all about AA
Chain smokin' while the stereo plays
Noel, Noel, The first Noel

[DeFault User]

Here's one of the verses:

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store
We need some ice and an extension cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
A box of pampers , some Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese
Merry Christmas from the family