oh, don't feel bad. Usually I am the stick in the mud but this one, well, having it labeled struck me as silly. I mean, if you were a terrorist, would you label your bomb "bomb". Wouldn't that blow your cover? I would label mine something like "bread" or "cosmetics" just to be on the really sneaky side.
How about labling it "Not a Bomb."
It is a little silly. Let's pray it is a false alarm.
Labeling the bomb 'moose' would be a little odd, unless it had protrusions one might confuse with antlers. I suppose the label 'cheese' would work out best in the interest of general sneakiness. < /deadpan>