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1 posted on 12/02/2004 6:32:50 PM PST by aculeus
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To: aculeus

this is a joke right?

That's supposed to be Bond? Why not just cast Ellen DeGeneres as Bond?


2 posted on 12/02/2004 6:34:25 PM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: aculeus
The genre was about dead, anyway. This should do it.
3 posted on 12/02/2004 6:34:59 PM PST by VadeRetro (Nothing means anything when you go to Hell for knowing what things mean.)
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SNL joked about the idea of a black Bond a while ago. Tracy Morgan said he was "Lamont Bond."


4 posted on 12/02/2004 6:35:18 PM PST by Angry Republican (yvan eht nioj!)
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Outrageous! Discrimination against disabled midget tri-sexual lesbians!


5 posted on 12/02/2004 6:35:33 PM PST by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
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Bring back Connery, there's a new direction.


6 posted on 12/02/2004 6:35:50 PM PST by RWR8189 (Its Morning in America Again!)
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My favorite rumor was that Quentin Tarantino ("Pulp Fiction," "Kill Bill") was going to direct Casino Royale and keep Pierce as Bond.


8 posted on 12/02/2004 6:36:50 PM PST by Angry Republican (yvan eht nioj!)
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I was kinda partial to Bill Cosby in "I Spy".


10 posted on 12/02/2004 6:37:49 PM PST by sonofagun
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Thinking about it, Bond has this way of every decade or so turning up as a ten-years-younger man. So now, 42 years after Dr. No (1962), he's going to turn up as a ten-years-younger black guy.

As I said, it was getting silly anyway.

12 posted on 12/02/2004 6:37:53 PM PST by VadeRetro (Nothing means anything when you go to Hell for knowing what things mean.)
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Pat Boone to play Shaft?


13 posted on 12/02/2004 6:38:19 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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This is like having a white Shaft. It don't work.


14 posted on 12/02/2004 6:38:38 PM PST by mlbford2 ("Never wrestle with a pig; you can't win, you just get filthy, and the pig loves it...")
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Wesley Snipes could do it. It wouldn't be Bond but it would be amusing.


16 posted on 12/02/2004 6:39:05 PM PST by Joe_October (Saddam supported Terrorists. Al Qaeda are Terrorists. I can't find the link.)
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Experienced, rested, tanned and available!


17 posted on 12/02/2004 6:39:15 PM PST by Revolting cat! ("In the end, nothing explains anything!")
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Colin Salmon? There's something fishy about this.


18 posted on 12/02/2004 6:39:40 PM PST by TruthShallSetYouFree
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LOL! Black Bond. How about a white John Shaft?


20 posted on 12/02/2004 6:40:07 PM PST by O.C. - Old Cracker (When the cracker gets old, you wind up with Old Cracker. - O.C.)
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Ridiculous.

The article doesn't quite explain where they are getting this idea; vague references to "bets" tells me that this is all coming from online betting websites or whatever. If so, it means NOTHING. Remember on election day when Bush contracts were down to 20 or so on Tradesports? Did Kerry win?

Actually, I'd have no problem with making a series of Bond spinoffs featuring this guy... I don't know whether he's Double-O-6 or Double-O-9 or whatever but there's no reason they can't make interesting films about other agents, if they're charismatic enough.

But please. A black James Bond? And using a guy who's already been another character in the series? It's just absurd on the face of it.

Personally I wish they'd go the "back to basics" route myself: Make a true version of Casino Royale, with an actor in his late '20s/early '30s, have it set in the original time period, and go from there.

(And please please please go easy on the "gadgets"!!)

21 posted on 12/02/2004 6:40:27 PM PST by Dr. Frank fan
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Didn't they make a movie with a black James Bond in the '70s? I think it was called Shaft.


23 posted on 12/02/2004 6:41:07 PM PST by Lunkhead_01
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To: aculeus

How about Gary Colman call him .007


25 posted on 12/02/2004 6:41:17 PM PST by joesnuffy ("The merit of our Constitution was, not that it promotes democracy, but checks it." Horatio Seymour)
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To: aculeus

This is not a good pic of him. He's a hunk! Very elegant in bearing - wears clothes well. He's the only reason I kept watching those "Prime Suspect 2" edpisodes with that god-awful Helen Mirren.


26 posted on 12/02/2004 6:41:20 PM PST by LibFreeOrDie (A Freep a day keeps the liberals away.)
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The only two Bond men I will recognize are Sean Connery and Roger Moore.


29 posted on 12/02/2004 6:42:40 PM PST by cyborg ( Hy verkwik my siel; Hy lei my in die spore van geregtigheid, om sy Naam ontwil.)
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What a fun change.
He's probably too classy to be popular
with the home boy NBA loving crowd.

Wasn't Dougray Scott the bad guy in
Mission Impossible 2?
He was rather fetching in Ever After, though.


30 posted on 12/02/2004 6:43:28 PM PST by b9 (Who needs S&M when you've got the MSM?)
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