Side Dish-Nick and Jessica Simpson Enter 'Couples Therapy'

NY Daily News & In Style Magazine ^ | 12/13/04 Issue | Lloyd Grove

[gopwinsin04]

Side Dish

The new issue of 'Life and Style Weekly' will report that Americas favorite Newlyweds, Nick and Jessica Simpson may have been gritting their teeth through their smiles during the taping of the ABC hit variety special series 'Nick and Jessica's Family Christmas.'

(airing tonight on prime time ABC)

During couples therapy, the two were asked to make a 'Count the ways' list of what they love about each other.

Both listed 'sense of humor' but Nick added her body and hair to his..

[acad1228]

Ahh, no.
That was Nicole Ritchie, daughter of Lionel Ritche, appearing with Ms. Hilton in "The simple Life".

[gopwinsin04]

Poor Jessica can't afford enough clothing for the red carpet premieres, doesn't ABC pay her enough?

[cyborg]

Being held together by one button

[Charles Martel]

Nick and Jessica Simpson may have been gritting their teeth through their smiles during the taping of the ABC hit variety special series 'Nick and Jessica's Family Christmas.'

(airing tonight on prime time ABC)

I'd fallen asleep with the television on and thought the above-mentioned "Christmas Special" was simply an unusually putrid figment of my subconscious. Now I find out it's REAL. Sheesh, even the notoriously bad "Star Wars Christmas Special" has got to be high art in comparison.

[gopwinsin04]

Yep, no flag on the General Lee and Stifler from 'American Pie' with Johnny Knoxville as Bo and Luke..

[Arrowhead1952]

Button????? What button?????

[najida]

Poor darlin'!
Can't he afford to buy her clothes that fit?

[stainlessbanner]

If they remove the CBF, I'm not going to see the movie

[acad1228]

no flag. PC wins again

[Fierce Allegiance]

Did yo0u say Stifler?

[gopwinsin04]

How about 'The Muppets Christmas Special?' At least they had the judges in the balcony to toss off one liners..

[nmh]

I bet there is not a real part on her. Died hair, breast implants, lipo suction, dental work and an empty soul. WOW! I'm real impressed.

[quack]

Bookmarking for Jessica's couples..............therapy

[Sam the Sham]

Keep eye contact.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Like a blow up doll with a bankroll.

[csvset]

Are they real and spectacular?

'Cause if they're not real, they can't be spectacular.

[cyborg]

Nicole and Paris deserve each other. However, I must question your assertion that Jessica Simpson can sing. Her singing is NO WHERE near Britney Spears *LOL* Britney may be confused but she has infinite founts of talent in the area of singing and dancing.

[acad1228]

I'm no expert, but I don't think those are Dow Chemical products. Capped teeth, yes, but factory issue from there down.

[Mustng959]

.......................... Huh, did someone say something? I got mesmerized there for a second.

[cyborg]

sacrilege... I won't be watching.