Posted on 11/18/2004 1:59:50 PM PST by doug from upland
Hello Mother...it's been scary...here at Clinton's new lie-brary
On our field trip with our teacher...to a secret room Bill took her...we can't reach her
There's a witch here...she is awful...she's done things that...are unlawful
One protestor she had frightened...with that evil look I know his sphincter tightened
There is some guy who's named Lanny...I would like to...kick his fanny
I was sick when I saw Katie...and mistook Ms. Albright for the cleaning lady
A slick talker's chasing females...getting numbers...getting emails
I think he will get some action...oh my goodness, I think it's the Reverend Jackson
Why did we...all have to come here...it's no fun...that should have been clear
I'd agree...to miss recess a week...if they would only let me flee
All these people are such scumbags...I thought Reno's a guy in drag
Sick-o-fants...spend all their time in praise of one who drops his pants
Wait a minute...this is better...we see the fat intern's letter
What she did caused trouble plenty...in a glass case I see an Arturo Fuente
I could stay here many hours...there's the PENTHOUSE with Ms. Flowers
The wrong room some folks are picking...they can't move 'cause to the floor their shoes are sticking
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Doug, when you're hot, you're hot.
Thanks for the laughs today.
Outstanding, Doug!
He makes it so easy.
The whole lie-berry thing has the potential for tons of laughs!
Great one Doug. How about dashing out a song using Clintons favorite song; "My Sweet Little Alice Blue GOWN"
Uncle George
Thanks for the laugh.
I don't know the song.
Doug, you'll find 19 midi's of it at www.microbot.com/ listed as "Little Blue Gown".
Sorry it's www.musicrobot.com/
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