Like everyone else I get tons of junk mail in my bulk mail folder, much of it phishing and wishing.
Is everyone also getting $400K mortgage approvals, real cheap software offers, and of course various "erectile dysfunction" remedies as well as various bank and credit cards who need me to "reaffirm" my identity by giving them all my user names and passwords to everything I've ever owned in my entire life. Not to mention the people who want to share hundreds of millions of dollars with me for just a few minutes of my time.
Why are all those strings of random words down at the bottom? Why are they there. Why do I get junk mail addressed to other people?
ERECtile dysfunction? I was wondering why someone wanted me to give me a snake with psychoses!
I keep getting e-mails promising me more size in the bedroom. I'm intrigued, because right now there's just enough room for the bed and the nightstands.