M 31
Spiral Galaxy M31 (NGC 224), type Sb, in Andromeda
Andromeda Galaxy
Distance: 2900 (kly)
Posted on 11/17/2004 12:00:33 PM PST by sophia_3rd_orbit_on_andromeda
Yes... Just a couple weeks ago I got banned from this website for posting matierial on why holloween is evil and why Christians shouldn't celebrate and I found out that it got banned. People began shouting zot and told me to get out. I posted another article later on about a movement by Pastor Peter J Peters that we should make write in votes for Jesus Christ. I posted fine intelectual articles from a conservative Christian viewpoint All of which I might add were within the criteria made by Jim Robinson's statement. STILL BANNED!
What is wrong with you people!? You call yourself conservative Christians!? Jesus said those who are not for me are against me! If you deny me before men I'll deny you before my father which art in heaven!
I'd like to know just what is up with you people that caused it to be banned. It's all conservative and Christian! I will pray for your salvation and that this evil website gets shut down.
You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.
You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.
May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.
You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything.
Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.
****This is a flame that was sent to me. I didn't write it.
Good grief..
I sense animosity...
When the day comes, some people are going to be very surprised by who gets in and who doesn't.
Love It!!
LOL!!!! That's a great flame!
M 31
Spiral Galaxy M31 (NGC 224), type Sb, in Andromeda
Andromeda Galaxy
Distance: 2900 (kly)
I once told my preacher never to confuse me with a good Christian. I told him I was a strugglin' Christian leaning greatly to the sinner-side.
You are definitely NOT a Christian. You don't capitalize Father, and you refer to Him as a thing (which), not a person (who).
ZOT
Fresh Zot which art in FR!
Sorry, sister. I don't trust Pastors with doubly phallic names.
BUH-bye!
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public
Read the Bible and get back to me when you've finished. We'll talk then.
You: "Jesus said those who are not for me are against me! If you deny me before men I'll deny you before my father which art in heaven!"
Yes, Sophia, Jesus did say that. But you are not Jesus.
Jesus did not say "Don't let kids dress up in silly costumes and go meet the neighbors in a quest for candy."
Jesus did not say: "Thou shalt have no fun."
Nor did Jesus say: "Anything that remotely looks like some ancient pagan ritual held somewhere else is evil and demonic and you are my enemy if you partake in it."
I am sure you sincerely believe that he did, but he did not. I don't know why your threads were pulled, as I don't recall them. But I do know, just from reading what you wrote, that you need to take a deep breath and calm down.
Seriously.
Most Christians dress up their kids for Hallowe'en, and let the kids go have fun. They are with Jesus, not against him, because they believe Jesus was the Son of God. They see Hallowe'en as a fun thing without evil connotations, and they don't much like being told that they are against Jesus because they give candy to neighborhood kids, carve faces into big squashes, and yell "Boo!" at people one night a year.
They don't like the presumption of someone who speaks as though she had the authority of Jesus. You have the authority of your opinion. That's it. Most Christians don't share it. You just basically accused them of abandoning Christ for carving a pumpkin.
They think you came to the party dressed as a loon.
Seriously.
Take a deep breath.
Chill.
God does not hate Hallowe'en.
Jesus does not hate kids dressing up and having fun.
Really.
That's the best paragraph in that whole rant.
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