Kerry Answers the 2008 Question with a Vague, Double-Sided Position:

[AbercrombieChick]

PRICELESS. "I'm not opening any doors, I'm not shutting any doors" (San Fran Gate link).

Now the rest of the Democrats get to say "I voted FOR a Kerry Presidency before I voted AGAINST it." Ah, the gift that keeps on giving...

[dead]

I don't even own any doors. My family does.

[finnman69]

Those doors were a gift.

[ilgipper]

this Joke actually was relatively close to becoming President. Frightening.

[Diogenesis]

Licorice: "My savior never had so much money on his own. He will NEVER give it up."

[UncleSamUSA]

Kerry answers question with vague, double-sided statement?

WOW....

There's a novelty....

[roaddog727]

That's 'cause it's a revolving door.....

[Rebelbase]

"Answers the 2008 Question with a Vague, Double-Sided Position:"

At the least, Kerry is being consistent.

[jtminton]

"I opened and closed the doors on my Swift boat in Vietnam everyday when I was in Vietnam during the Vietnam war, of which I am a veteran."

[sgtbono2002]

LOL what other kind of answer was expected. . I can give the DNC answer, No frickin way. They arent going to get burnt with this clown again.

[Sthitch]

"I have a secret plan for 2008. It is none of your business."

[AbercrombieChick]

LOL "I'm not opening any doors, but I might open a window. If I can't open a window, I might check to see if the garage door is locked. But I might be shutting any doors if this administration totally disregards the weater making it somewhat drafty and chilly in here."

[Salamander]

There are things that are known, there are things that are unknown. In between, doors.
--William Blake

[bikepacker67]

"Do You Know Who I Am???
  I don't open my own doors!

[beethovenfan]

Still "nuancing". (Giggle)

[Blowtorch]

If people had only known he served in Vietnam, he would be president.

[Polyxene]

Still flip-flopping after all these months!! Better keep those flip-flops handy for the next election!

[soundandvision]