[AbercrombieChick]

I posted this in the MN Gov't forum, but these idiots need more legislators like mine, MN House Speaker Seifert:

On prison budget cuts: "We have to make sure the rapists and murderers sacrifice like everyone else" (referring to budget sacrifices that education and social security also had to take).

On double-bunking prison cells: "two hots and a swell new roommate with a whole bunch of tattoos."

If inmates don't like Rep. Seifert's proposal to cut meal plans, they can go "eat a tablespoon of lard." (this article is awesome because "Seifert acknowledged Friday he had received letters from inmates, including one that reportedly made a reference to the inmate and legislator sharing a 'can of Crisco' when the offender got out of prison," but Seifert stood his ground and his prisoner-depriving bill)

More on cutting back prisoners' meals: If it's OK for college kids, I don't know why it's not OK for cop killers, murderers and rapists to go with two fewer meals on weekends,’ he said.”

[Just another Joe]

(this article is awesome because "Seifert acknowledged Friday he had received letters from inmates, including one that reportedly made a reference to the inmate and legislator sharing a 'can of Crisco' when the offender got out of prison," but Seifert stood his ground and his prisoner-depriving bill)

I'm not so sure that the inmate was talking about eating the Crisco.