(this article is awesome because "Seifert acknowledged Friday he had received letters from inmates, including one that reportedly made a reference to the inmate and legislator sharing a 'can of Crisco' when the offender got out of prison," but Seifert stood his ground and his prisoner-depriving bill)
I'm not so sure that the inmate was talking about eating the Crisco.
14 posted on 11/17/2004 9:17:00 AM PST by Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
Yeah, the report was trying to use "crisco" as a watered down translation for "greasy, slippery, anal lube."
16 posted on 11/17/2004 9:19:21 AM PST by AbercrombieChick
(The last time Democrats wanted to secede, it was because they wanted the right to own black people.)