[Jorge]

I know this article is true.

After I drink few 6 packs I am an expert on EVERYTHING.
Ask anybody who knows me.

[mlocher]

drinking half a bottle of wine a day can make your brain work better, especially if you are a woman.

sounds rather sexist to me...

[N. Theknow]

I have been on the Sum Beach Wino Diet for several years now: A Gallon of muscatel a day and eat the brown paper bag for roughage.

As an additional benefit, the older brain cells have been destroyed and replaced with new more vibrant ones. But, the newer ones have a tendency to wet their gurds up mixed until they have been suphoshely...surficantly...sefticiantly...*sigh* properly trained.