Well, if Keillor "admits" born agains are going to heaven, he must somehow know something the rest of us don't. Actually, he's not "admitting" ANYTHING, just poking fun at the holier-than-thou types who are just so positive that they're going to be sitting at the right hand of the Lord, no matter how much blood is on their hands over in Iraq right now.
Keillor was making a joke, people. If you are so strong and confident in the Lord and in your president, if you are so positive that you're doing the right thing no matter what, then why does any joke or snide comment seem to cut so closely to the bone? Why are you all so incredibly thin-skinned?? It makes you all look awfully insecure. Are you?
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