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EVANGELICALS/CONSERVATIVES/RIGHT WING NUTS, Choose Which Part of America You'll be Taking Over
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| Nov. 10, 2004
| Owl_Eagle
Posted on 11/10/2004 8:19:03 AM PST by End Times Sentinel
All,
Since The United States is being taken over by crazy Evangelicals (Bill Maher told me), I thought it would be a good idea for us to start putting dibs down on exactly which parts of America we'll each be claiming.
Me, I've got a lot of stuff in my basement and I'd have to move a pretty big cedar chest down three flights of stairs, so I figured I'd stay here in Philadelphia. It's a pretty big city, so I'm more than happy to share it with others, but be warned, there's a lot of cleaning up/cracking down to do. Forced conversions and civil rights removals will have to be done on a house by house basis. I could probably use some help setting up some Boncentration Bamps* too.
What say you?
Owl_Eagle
" WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH" *Please consult your VRWC decoder ring for translation
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: boncentrationbamps; crushcivilrights; takeover
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To: Owl_Eagle
I live in the disputed territory of Michigan and ain't going anywhere.
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posted on
11/10/2004 8:20:21 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Greetings from Militiagan.)
To: HenryLeeII; Constitution Day; Keme; martin_fierro; TheBigB; Greg Luzinski
Ping
Owl_Eagle
" WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH"
To: Owl_Eagle
Give me Montana and I won't bother them liberals.
4
posted on
11/10/2004 8:21:53 AM PST
by
MontanaMatt
(Take out Iran while you can! http://www.gogindex.org/news.html)
To: cripplecreek
The wife and I call "dibs" on fumigating Seattle. :)
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posted on
11/10/2004 8:22:57 AM PST
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
(I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
To: Owl_Eagle
I'm near vacationland in California and we've just planted a church nearby. We're occupying quite nicely and will continue to do so until the whole area is Jesusland.
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posted on
11/10/2004 8:23:58 AM PST
by
spitlana
To: cripplecreek
I'm still waiting to see if my state Mi(blue) is ok or if my county Tuscola(Red) is in trouble..lol and what about the blue states that were really close such as MI,WI is Osama going after them ? so many questions.... I think I'll stay here in Michigan and to try to convert the blue people.
To: Owl_Eagle
I call dibs on Duluth, and on undeveloped parts of West Dakota.
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posted on
11/10/2004 8:24:36 AM PST
by
Alex Murphy
(Psalm 73)
To: Owl_Eagle
I live in Mass, and our herd of Libs is in dire need of culling.
Any gun-wielding Jesus Freaks want to go on extended safari?
;-)
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posted on
11/10/2004 8:25:33 AM PST
by
bikepacker67
("This is the best election night in history." -- DNC chairman Terry McAuliffe 11/2/04 8pm)
To: Owl_Eagle
I call Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Tennessee, Georgia, and South Carolina!
Sorry to be greedy.......I have family in these States.
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posted on
11/10/2004 8:27:17 AM PST
by
LadyPilgrim
(Sealed my pardon with His blood, Hallelujah!!! What a Savior!!!)
To: Alex Murphy
Dibs on Saint Paul, and for that matter, Ramsey County.
Good luck in Duluth!
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posted on
11/10/2004 8:27:42 AM PST
by
akorahil
(MSM is RIP)
To: bikepacker67
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posted on
11/10/2004 8:28:02 AM PST
by
Sybeck1
(Victory!!)
To: Owl_Eagle
Oh!!!!
Add to that... Florida. That's where we'll retire! ;-)
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posted on
11/10/2004 8:29:16 AM PST
by
LadyPilgrim
(Sealed my pardon with His blood, Hallelujah!!! What a Savior!!!)
To: Owl_Eagle
I got dibs on the entire Great Lakes area!
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posted on
11/10/2004 8:30:04 AM PST
by
rdb3
(The Black GOP vote numbers are up, and they WILL go higher. -- rdb3 "Hip-Hop FReeper")
To: Owl_Eagle
Monmouth County, NJ is a Jesusland colony cut off from the rest of the nation by a gang of McGreevy holdouts in Mercer County.
We will prevail against the unbelievers.
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posted on
11/10/2004 8:30:33 AM PST
by
wideawake
(God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
To: Owl_Eagle
I shall make it my mission to rid the Florida Keys of the hippies and peaceniks!
16
posted on
11/10/2004 8:31:37 AM PST
by
TheBigB
(Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me! :))
To: Owl_Eagle
I'll take southwestern PA, unfortunatly, Allegheny County and Beaver went to Kerry. Time to diesel up and arm the HUACMobile: B-)
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posted on
11/10/2004 8:31:44 AM PST
by
Nowhere Man
(We have enough youth, how about a Fountain of Smart?)
To: Owl_Eagle
Mammoth Lakes/Bishop area in California. Mine. Mine, mine, mine!
Dan
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posted on
11/10/2004 8:31:46 AM PST
by
BibChr
("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
To: Owl_Eagle
I'll claim the East Bay of SF. The fumigation of Berkeley will start in five minutes. With luck, the prevailing winds will be towards the northwest and we can take out the Morons of Marin at the same time!
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posted on
11/10/2004 8:32:53 AM PST
by
ssaftler
(Attn Mr. Arafat: It is time for you to assume room temperature. The 72 Virginians are ready!)
To: Owl_Eagle
Dibs on Little Compton, RI.
I can move all the libs out to internment camps, can't I?
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posted on
11/10/2004 8:34:40 AM PST
by
TC Rider
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