Today's FR Fashion Feature
Madonna calls for US troops to leave Iraq
(Tue 09 Nov, 06:38 PM)
Posted on 11/09/2004 11:56:13 AM PST by ppaul
LOL!!!!
LOL!!!!
This thread is killing me!!!
LOL!!!
"rare foray"????? Not rare enough......seems she's always flapping her jaws......
If Madonna had as many sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her, she'd look like a F'ing porcupine! This aging flat-backer should just sit back and enjoy her X-rated memories.
Today's FR Fashion Feature
Madonna calls for US troops to leave Iraq
(Tue 09 Nov, 06:38 PM)
Let's just say that she's had death threats from the Holland Tunnel. Its jealous.
She wants the troops to get out?
I bet that's the first time those words have ever crossed her lips...
Old, stupid joke:
Christina, Britney and Alanis are riding in a Rolls-Royce down a country lane. Suddenly, their car is surrounded by robbers in black masks! Oh, no!
The robbers force open the doors and order the three 'singers' out. They take all of their money, but can't find any jewelry. The thieves jump into the Rolls and drive it off.
"Alanis," says Christina, "where is your diamond ring?"
"Oh, I hid it," says Alanis, "in a very special place." She blushes.
"Britney," says Alanis, "where is your platinum watch?"
"I hid it, too," says Britney, "in a very private place."
"Christina," says Britney, "where is your emerald tiara?"
"Hidden," Christina says, "in a very safe place!"
They look at each other and laugh, and Britney sighs, "Too bad Madonna wasn't along. We could have hidden the Rolls."
"Global terror is in California. There's global terror everywhere and it's absurd to think you can get it by going to one country and dropping tons of bombs on innocent people."
Sounds like words right out of Kerry's mouth BIMBO.
She's right.
We need to start with California.
First target: Barbara Striesand's Malibu digs.
Madonna...go burp your baby.
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