She wants the troops to get out?
I bet that's the first time those words have ever crossed her lips...
Old, stupid joke:
Christina, Britney and Alanis are riding in a Rolls-Royce down a country lane. Suddenly, their car is surrounded by robbers in black masks! Oh, no!
The robbers force open the doors and order the three 'singers' out. They take all of their money, but can't find any jewelry. The thieves jump into the Rolls and drive it off.
"Alanis," says Christina, "where is your diamond ring?"
"Oh, I hid it," says Alanis, "in a very special place." She blushes.
"Britney," says Alanis, "where is your platinum watch?"
"I hid it, too," says Britney, "in a very private place."
"Christina," says Britney, "where is your emerald tiara?"
"Hidden," Christina says, "in a very safe place!"
They look at each other and laugh, and Britney sighs, "Too bad Madonna wasn't along. We could have hidden the Rolls."