[Alberta's Child]

Beyond that, he's got all kinds of attributes that make him effectively ineligible to run for President. I understand that these are all extremely superficial, but if you go back through all the Presidents who have been elected since the dawn of the television age you'll find that this combination will never work:

1. He's bald.
2. He's bald and short.
3. He's bald, short, and wears glasses
4. He's a short bald guy who wears glasses and speaks with a slight lisp.
5. He's a short, bald Italian-American who wears glasses and speaks with a slight lisp.
6. He's a short, bald Italian-American from New York who wears glasses and speaks with a slight lisp.

That adds up to an awful lot of baggage in this age of packaged candidates. And I haven't even mentioned his political stands!

[writer33]

Yep. All that too.