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An open letter to the Red-State victors(Barf Alert)
The Register ^ | 11/7/04 | The Register

Posted on 11/08/2004 11:41:44 AM PST by Bungarian

An open letter to the Red-State victors: With hard work and superb organization, you have triumphed over John Kerry and the forces of Blue-state paternalism. Congratulations. The multinational corporations that hold you in bondage remain free to profit off your sweat nearly tax free, while their overpaid senior execs continue to pay a pittance in personal income tax.

Your primary and secondary schools will continue to turn out third-rate pupils with limited opportunities, while you enjoy the satisfaction of making it on your own without health care when a catastrophic illness bankrupts your family.

Your agricultural universities will continue issuing Ph.D.s in football, and bogus Protestant Evangelical and Fundamentalist theology, and how to jerk off a bull safely. Your children will learn to borrow enough money to erect chicken houses so that they, like you, can take custody -- not possession, but custody -- of Tyson's chicks, feed them, rear them, assume losses from those that fail to thrive, and in the end earn just enough money to service their endless debt, and realize a profit of perhaps $12K a year. Your bank thanks you; Tyson thanks you; George W. Bush thanks you; and I thank you.

(Excerpt) Read more at theregister.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: redstates
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1 posted on 11/08/2004 11:41:45 AM PST by Bungarian
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2 posted on 11/08/2004 11:43:11 AM PST by DanTheAdmin (A blue man in a red state...)
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To: Bungarian

Any suggestions as to how I might tweak my tagline?


3 posted on 11/08/2004 11:43:53 AM PST by AmishDude (Liberals: Winning friends and influencing people by gratuitously insulting red staters.)
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As if there is any distinction btw/ what this
clown is ranting about and JF'nK!

Like I have indicated in previous posts:
Getting rich is the best revenge.

Ownership Society, baby!

MV


4 posted on 11/08/2004 11:44:01 AM PST by madvlad ((Born in the south, raised around the globe and STILL republican))
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To: DanTheAdmin

I hope they keep this up. It only helps us.


5 posted on 11/08/2004 11:44:24 AM PST by Bungarian
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Gee here's an idea for these people without health insurance!! Get a job that provides it, first of all. and second, how about taking some measures to PREVENT catastophic illness!!!!


6 posted on 11/08/2004 11:44:56 AM PST by gidget7 (God Bless America, and our President George W. Bush)
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...execs continue to pay a pittance in personal income tax.

And Ter-ray-zuh pays what percent again?

7 posted on 11/08/2004 11:45:06 AM PST by ladyjane (Reporters report, journalists distort.)
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And...don't forget: The paralyzed will not be healed and the diseased will not be cured!


8 posted on 11/08/2004 11:45:37 AM PST by CaRepub4life
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Read the whole article. It is very funny how bitter they are.


9 posted on 11/08/2004 11:46:28 AM PST by Bungarian
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Executives earn more because they're worth more. Envy, envy, envy...


10 posted on 11/08/2004 11:46:53 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks
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Note that this twerp doesn't have the guts to post his real name and location. Typical democrat turd.


11 posted on 11/08/2004 11:47:08 AM PST by astounded (We don't need no stinkin' rules of engagement...)
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Have a few more raisins, Teresa.


12 posted on 11/08/2004 11:47:32 AM PST by Lunkhead_01
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You are so right!


13 posted on 11/08/2004 11:47:41 AM PST by DanTheAdmin (A blue man in a red state...)
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To: astounded

Liberal is more like it. The Register is a UK tech rag that loves insulting Microsoft. LOVES IT.


14 posted on 11/08/2004 11:48:05 AM PST by Terpfen (Anyone who worried about the election: crack a smile. We won.)
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Tyson's chicks are delicious. Our schools are better than your schools. Our corporations employ more people than yours as our GNP rises. Oh, and our "Christians" beat your Islamo-facists anytime (except for suicide bombings). GLOAT.

Have a drumstick.


15 posted on 11/08/2004 11:48:51 AM PST by RecallMoran (The left would RATHER lie)
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Is there a limit to British-lefty arrogance? So now they're writing to us as pen-pals, pretending to be Americans from places like Ithaca, NY?

It's not everyday that the enemy (yes, Register.uk, that's you) lets us crack open its brain and peer into the abyss which passes itself off as intelligence.

I've been telling people we need to push the liberals off the cliff. It doesn't look like we need to lay a hand on them, at this point.


16 posted on 11/08/2004 11:50:28 AM PST by Rutles4Ever ("...upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.")
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It's really funny how the author takes one of the most notorious of Bill Clinton's campaign contributors -- the Tyson poultry company -- and makes it out to be a GOP stooge. LOL.


17 posted on 11/08/2004 11:51:03 AM PST by Alberta's Child (I made enough money to buy Miami -- but I pissed it away on the Alternative Minimum Tax.)
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Another fish wrapper from across the pond that doesn't understand why our Founding Fathers left there to set up a country based on individual FREEDOM!


18 posted on 11/08/2004 11:51:19 AM PST by leprechaun9
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To: Bungarian

The article was actually posted earlier this morning but it was pulled for some reason.


19 posted on 11/08/2004 11:51:58 AM PST by ladyjane (Reporters report, journalists distort.)
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What a jackass.


20 posted on 11/08/2004 11:52:48 AM PST by JesseHousman (Execute Mumia Abu-Jamal)
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