Posted on 11/07/2004 8:10:20 AM PST by KoneZone
So glad to see them go away. Don't go away angry, just go away.
When they renounce their citizenship, such radicals just may find it a wee bit harder to get BACK into the country.
We could end up provoking a world war, however, by exporting liberalism.
Note how they only grant refuge status to America's draft dodgers and AWOL soldiers. With "friends" like these...
Don't know what it will do to the US job market but those Democrats moving to NZ shouldn't have difficulty finding work (they may complain about the pay, though...):
NEW ZEALAND legalises prostitution (Posted on 06/25/2003)
Mapquest..at least for the northern and southern borders
Canada...learn to speak french, practice with escargot shells in your mouth. Spend money in french restaurants learning to be abused by contemptuous waiters, maitre'd's and hispanic busboys.
Mnay countries limit the amount of currency that can be taken with you. I have connections with Nigerian officials at the highest levels that guarantee huge returns on your capitol. E-mail me with your account numbers, I'll take it from there.
Obtaining work...This might be more difficult than you imagine. Hard to believe but many countries don't use those computer cash registers with the pictures of food, you might actually have to learn to count and make change. Not a problem in french speaking countries however. Merely ignore the customer and sneer when asked for help. Works like a charm everytime. They won't be bothering you anymore! Now you Starbucks people might have to learn a new trade. Oh and scratch those 401K plans.
Health insurance...Best places for free health insurance:
Cuba, plus those great beaches and the Sugaar Cane Club activities. Instant recognition of your Che t-shirts. Venceramos!
Haiti... you can use your french language skills, native non-western medicine, voudou, obeah, you name it. Rid your self of slavery to Big Medicine.
The real undiscovered expatriot (such a jigoistic term don't you think?) destination is North Korea. PETA and Greenpeace members will especially appreciate the near limitless opportunities for activism there. You will find that they share your affinity for natural foods, nuts, berries, grass and dirt when they can find them...No Big Argritculture here, thank goodness.
Well this should put you all on the right track to plan a better and brighter future with soul-mates for the rest of the world. More later.
Please don't write or call again.
Great help guide. Spectacular.
I should have used the spell check...sheesh.
May I suggest these ingrates move to Cuba, where Fidel Castro gets 100% of the vote every election? I would have suggested Iraq but Saddam is awaiting trial.
Perhaps these libs could work for the re-elect Saddam Hussein campaign. The man USED to draw 100% of the vote and if he is truly an innocent man, he will be cleared in court as Bill Clinton was...
Even if Saddam does not get 100% of the vote next election, he still could loose a lot of his support (say 48%) and still win the election (as long as they don't have a 'damned' electoral college construct in Iraq).
Unfortunately, they still get to vote in U.S. elections even if they move to Canada, like my Democrat friend in Toronto. He sent his Kerry vote via the state of Michigan.
Typical of sheeple, we can count on the fact that they have a short attention span.
When doing a Google Image Search for "Little Bo Peep",
gotta be careful what you post! :^O
http://images.google.com/images?q=Little%20Bo%20Peep&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&sa=N&tab=wi
You should try googling 'nude man' with safe
off. It's much worse...comes up mostly wimin.
haha!Don't let PETA see that pic! :^D
Is there a PETA Ping list?hahahaaa! Probably. I don't know who has it, though. :^)
Please do a search, this has at least been already posted a dozen times
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