[groanup]

It's time to let the world know just how stupid we are. So let's show 'em.

[newzjunkey]

This thread reminds me of KFI's (640AM, Los Angeles) John Ziegler's program last night. He was having a contest to find the most contrarian voter. One guy called in discribed himself as a bisexual, practicing Satanist college student. He voted Bush because he didn't believe a word coming out of Kerry's mouth. For him, like most of the "contrarians" who went for Bush including blacks, poor, unemployed, gays and Jews who phoned in, for him it was about integrity and Kerry's completely lack thereof. Many was also more concerned about the War on Terror and security than other issues.

[GmbyMan]

I live in California and have an IQ that qualifies me for mensa.

I am working on my Bachelor's and will eventually gain my Master's degree.

I am presently drinking Scotch whiskey.

I am not a particularly religious person.

I believe that our military should only be used to advance the interests of the United States of the America and oppose any engagement that does not result in that fact. Iraq was, in my opinion, quite possibly the most important war in which our nation has ever engaged. Rather than allowing our soldiers to risk their lives for humanitarian purposes in Haiti, Somalia or the Balkans, we have chose Iraq. I salute George W. Bush for having the courage of his convictions to go into that country by force. I salute him even though I am convinced he didn't believe it would be easy, no matter what the moonbat left might think.

I believe that nations's economy is best served by a less intrusive government. George W. Bush is the closest we had running towards that end. His views about social security privatization and medical savings accounts warm my cockles. His desire to make the federal government neutral on such things as gay relations and abortion equally warms my cockles. May he continue in this pursuit.

I would have crawled over broken glass with half my skin burnt off through a live mine field with bullets whizzing over my head to vote for this man!!!!!

[quantim]

On my street are many homosexual couples with children.

Whose children?  Surrogate freaky stuff or bizarre adoptions?

[Irene Adler]

I have taught on the university level for 23 years.

I have three university degrees, two of them graduate.

My husband and I have raised two happy, well-behaved, professional, and successful daughters.

I am active in my church altar guild, Bible studies, and cooking for church functions.

I love to cook and to FReep!

I am a committed Christian and pro-life.

I quilt, read, and garden.

I am stupid because I voted for Bush.

After the clintons, and this horrible, evil election behavior by the rats, I will never, never vote for a democrat as long as I live.

[SlowBoat407]

I went to 2 of the most liberal schools in the country

I have a masters degree in film and video

I'm a playwright

I worked for the Associated Press as an editor and writer

I am active in theater

I have friends who run the gamut of race, religion, orientation, etc.

I voted for Bush because he wants to preserve the sovereignty and security of this country.

I believe that my life should be one of choices, not obligations, of goals, not quotas, and most importantly, of my dreams, not someone else's fantasies.

[pjsbro]

I know it's been said before but it bears repeating...

I voted for W because I like low taxes and dead terrorists.

[error99]

Red wine is for pussies.

[asgardshill]

Look, you wanna compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse Prize when I was 12, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from MIT at 22, Chemistry and Geology. I taught at Princeton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes, and they let me use explosives.

But seriously, keeping myself and my family safe and in one piece is Job One for me. And George W. Bush has shown that he knows how to help me do that a whole lot more effectively than some dilettante absentee senator who polls 150 people to help him decide what to have for dinner and who would have left the safety of my country and my family up to the tender ministrations of the United Nations.

[seawitch1918]

GOD
COUNTRY
FAMILY

[fig]

I too have a college degree, as does my husband.
Our two sons are both attending college now.
And one thing we all hate is for a bunch of arrogant Hollywood types, with ninth grade educations, thinking they have the right to tell us who to vote for.

[lmr]

I am a Yuppie Trash Man (I own a Residential a Industrial Solid Waste Management Company), My wife is a homemaker, a stay at home mom for 3 young children, a small-town girl with traditional values. She will study Nursing when our kids are old enough, she will become an RN. We are neither stupid, nor rednecks. We both voted for Dubya.

[DocRock]

Hmmm, let's see. I'm a gun tote'n, bible thumping conservative. Check my homepage to see how stupid I am, if you have the bandwidth.

[burster]

I've got two college degrees and am in favor of abortion, gay rights, and the teaching of evolution and evolution only in public schools. But I could not vote for John Kerry, especially after the debates. I do not trust people who do not have the backbone to state who they are and what they believe and devil-take-the-hindmost. The clincher for me was Kerry's use of Mary Cheney in the third debate. It was uncalled for and totally unnecessary and was clearly a crass attempt to gain political advantage.

And then there was the ketchup woman. I really did not want to see Teresa Heinz Kerry in the white house as first lady. Not, not, not.

[eno_]

All very good except for the crossword puzzle.

Try the FT puzzle. Now you can do entirely without the Slimes.

[doc11355]

OK, OK... I'm convinced.

We're not a bunch of knucke-dragging, buck-toothed rednecks like they think we are. So what? We knew that already. What difference does it make WHAT they think?! WE WON.

[Hank All-American]

I'm an attorney.

I scored above the 99th percentile on the LSAT.

I was an editor of the law review at a top law school.

I'm (based on a recent sale) a published author.

I graduated from the Defense Language Institute's Japanese language program number one in my class.

I'm married with three daughters.

I'm an avid reader, movie buff and sports fan.

I like rock and play the drums.

I'm a Christian.

I voted for Bush.

I'm also a little confused. I thought we Republicans were filthy rich and heartless. Now I'm told we're all dumb hicks praying for the second coming of Cotton Mather. Which is it?

[sarasmom]

I am an veteran of the Cold War.
I spent eight of the best years of my life on active duty.
It took six years of a Republican President to take the awful taste of two years under Carter out of my mouth.
I would never vote for an obvious,proven traitor while US armed forces are engaged in conflict.
President Bush does what he says he will do.
I may not agree with everything he wants to do, but I know exactly what he intends.
Despite the unrelenting shrill media claims of LIAR, this is actually the closest we will have come to an honest man in the Presidency in over a decade.
I not only voted for him, twice, I refuse to let the chattering minority with microphones freely get away with noxious socialist propaganda.
Obviously, I am not alone.

[twhitak]

I voted for George W. Bush because he is a man of integrity and strength who is not afraid to stand up for what he believes--even if it may be unpopular with some people. I have five college degrees, including a Ph.D. in math, and last time I checked they weren't just giving those to everybody who came by and asked for one. I AM from the South though, so I guess that fits the liberal's "classic" definition of stupid.

[Petronski]

I've got a few:

My last vacation was in Montreal, before that, France.

I love classical music.

I have a Bachelor of Arts degree in Economics, from a liberal arts college.

I study languages on my own. I taught myself to speak French.

I'm a gun owner.

I live in the country because I love trees. I'm a conservationist, and some friends call me the 'tree hugger.'

I taught myself to do my own car repair because I enjoy the sense of accomplishment (and because I hate to pay others to do what I can do for myself).

I'm finishing a novel about the French Resistance in WWII.

I'm also a film buff.

I voted for George W. Bush. Twice.

[buzzsaw6]

I am an active duty military officer.

I have a graduate degree.

My first wife (wink, wink) has a graduate degree.

She works at our church as the director of Children's ministry.

We have four children

We are still married after 23 years.

We are both Southern by birth and by choice.

She and I and our twin adult sons all voted for Bush.