I'm an attorney.
I scored above the 99th percentile on the LSAT.
I was an editor of the law review at a top law school.
I'm (based on a recent sale) a published author.
I graduated from the Defense Language Institute's Japanese language program number one in my class.
I'm married with three daughters.
I'm an avid reader, movie buff and sports fan.
I like rock and play the drums.
I'm a Christian.
I voted for Bush.
I'm also a little confused. I thought we Republicans were filthy rich and heartless. Now I'm told we're all dumb hicks praying for the second coming of Cotton Mather. Which is it?
Confusing, huh? A few weeks ago I was a rich, selfish hawk, now I'm a stupid redneck rube. What a turn of events! I have to admit that I got into NASCAR for a few years. Maybe that's it?
Same here on the education. Both my wife & I graduated magna cum laude with BS degrees, and I graduated summa cum laude with an MS. Both of us are Christians and devout anti-Democrats/socialists. Nonetheless, the arrogant, condescending left wingers have now decided we're just stupid cult members that don't know what's good for us (ostensibly Kerry).