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Citizen Shame Tries to Unload Online [Stupid, Whiny Leftist Schadenfreud Alert!]
NY Daily News ^ | 11.5.2004 | Lloyd Grove

Posted on 11/05/2004 6:44:21 AM PST by NYC GOP Chick

Citizen Shame tries to unload online

Apparently unable to cope with four more years of George W. Bush in the White House, New York Democrat Jason Eaton tried to sell his U.S. citizenship to the highest bidder.

The day after President Bush beat Sen. John Kerry in the election, Eaton - a 32-year-old Greenwich Village resident and children's book author - listed his citizenship on eBay.

The very modest starting price was $10.

Eaton's online description: "Absolutely priceless in 2000, its value has been steadily decreasing over the last four years. It is only in fair condition now, but can certainly be enjoyed by the many gun owners, warmongers, creationists, plutocrats and homophobes that make up 51% of the country."

Yesterday, Eaton told Lowdown: "This was the only thing I could do to feel better about the election. The only element of seriousness is that I'm seriously horrified by what happened.

"For four years, you think: It's the administration, not the American people. And now you realize it is the American people - 51% of them. Living in New York makes you forget that."

In the first 12 hours, multiple bidders placed their bets and the price jumped to $24. But by yesterday afternoon, the auction site had removed the listing, with eBay spokesman Hani Durzy explaining:

"You must legally be able to sell the item to list it on eBay."


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Front Page News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
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To: SirLurkedalot

Whoops, double post


21 posted on 11/05/2004 7:09:58 AM PST by SirLurkedalot (Smell that? It's called a MANDATE!!!)
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To: sierrahome

If I buy it will he promise to go away?

In fact, don't go away mad...JUST GO AWAY! LOL


22 posted on 11/05/2004 7:10:50 AM PST by Bloggerhead
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To: Bloggerhead

I think The next few weeks of these liberal A$$ Hats should be put on tape and sold as "Liberals Gone Wild"


23 posted on 11/05/2004 7:13:25 AM PST by sierrahome (Proud member of the Geo. W. Bush Reelection Team)
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To: sierrahome

Thank her for keeping M.Moore off my cable system for me. I would like to start a new cable network, which I will call " The Traitor Deportation Channel". I project very high ratings.


24 posted on 11/05/2004 7:14:14 AM PST by SirLurkedalot (Smell that? It's called a MANDATE!!!)
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To: sierrahome

Thank her for keeping M.Moore off my cable system for me. I would like to start a new cable network, which I will call " The Traitor Deportation Channel". I project very high ratings.


25 posted on 11/05/2004 7:15:04 AM PST by SirLurkedalot (Smell that? It's called a MANDATE!!!)
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To: SirLurkedalot

dammit


26 posted on 11/05/2004 7:15:21 AM PST by SirLurkedalot (Smell that? It's called a MANDATE!!!)
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To: SirLurkedalot

Actually, she had a lot to do with that


27 posted on 11/05/2004 7:20:24 AM PST by sierrahome (Proud member of the Geo. W. Bush Reelection Team)
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To: sierrahome
I'm sure we could swap him for someone who really wants and deserves to come to the USA.

We should tell the world that we are not taking any more immigrants unless you swap us one for one for our disheartened liberals.

28 posted on 11/05/2004 7:28:22 AM PST by oyez (¡Qué viva la revolución de Reagan!)
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To: sierrahome

That's great! Now if you can get the Sundance Channel off the air ( did you see the HateBush docu-fest they had running for a week pre-election?) I'd be forever in your debt.


29 posted on 11/05/2004 7:30:33 AM PST by SirLurkedalot (Smell that? It's called a MANDATE!!!)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

"You must legally be able to sell the item to list it on eBay."

Hopefully he'll find some other way to part with it. Real Americans don't need him.


30 posted on 11/05/2004 8:03:12 AM PST by Tabi Katz
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To: SangRun Hunter
Some people just do not get what thise country is about. Maybe we should set aside a place for all the Blue people to migrate to.

I hear France is always looking for a few good America-haters.

31 posted on 11/05/2004 8:06:49 AM PST by Tabi Katz
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To: NYC GOP Chick

I have been having more fun this week than a human being should be allowed to.


32 posted on 11/05/2004 8:11:02 AM PST by freedumb2003 (The cool points are out the window and you got me all twisted up in the game)
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To: Tabi Katz

We can use him as a kickball.


33 posted on 11/05/2004 8:12:26 AM PST by NYC GOP Chick (www.HillaryWatch.org)
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To: freedumb2003

I don't think I've laughed this hard since...2002! :D


34 posted on 11/05/2004 8:13:07 AM PST by NYC GOP Chick (www.HillaryWatch.org)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

Oooh, me first! ;)


35 posted on 11/05/2004 8:20:38 AM PST by Tabi Katz
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To: Tabi Katz

Go right ahead!


36 posted on 11/05/2004 8:21:17 AM PST by NYC GOP Chick (www.HillaryWatch.org)
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To: SangRun Hunter
Maybe we should set aside a place for all the Blue people to migrate to.

Pluto?

37 posted on 11/05/2004 10:01:21 AM PST by facedown (Armed in the Heartland)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
LOL! Life is great this week, isn't it? ;-)
38 posted on 11/05/2004 5:38:23 PM PST by nutmeg (THANK YOU RED STATES!!! -- Bush/Cheney 2004)
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To: NYC GOP Chick
I don't know about you guys but I'm am really enjoying this victory.And it only gets better as liberals continue to document their melt down for us on line.Is it wrong to take so much pleasure in this?
39 posted on 11/05/2004 7:30:59 PM PST by edchambers
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