Posted on 11/05/2004 6:44:21 AM PST by NYC GOP Chick
Citizen Shame tries to unload online
Apparently unable to cope with four more years of George W. Bush in the White House, New York Democrat Jason Eaton tried to sell his U.S. citizenship to the highest bidder.
The day after President Bush beat Sen. John Kerry in the election, Eaton - a 32-year-old Greenwich Village resident and children's book author - listed his citizenship on eBay.
The very modest starting price was $10.
Eaton's online description: "Absolutely priceless in 2000, its value has been steadily decreasing over the last four years. It is only in fair condition now, but can certainly be enjoyed by the many gun owners, warmongers, creationists, plutocrats and homophobes that make up 51% of the country."
Yesterday, Eaton told Lowdown: "This was the only thing I could do to feel better about the election. The only element of seriousness is that I'm seriously horrified by what happened.
"For four years, you think: It's the administration, not the American people. And now you realize it is the American people - 51% of them. Living in New York makes you forget that."
In the first 12 hours, multiple bidders placed their bets and the price jumped to $24. But by yesterday afternoon, the auction site had removed the listing, with eBay spokesman Hani Durzy explaining:
"You must legally be able to sell the item to list it on eBay."
Whoops, double post
If I buy it will he promise to go away?
In fact, don't go away mad...JUST GO AWAY! LOL
I think The next few weeks of these liberal A$$ Hats should be put on tape and sold as "Liberals Gone Wild"
Thank her for keeping M.Moore off my cable system for me. I would like to start a new cable network, which I will call " The Traitor Deportation Channel". I project very high ratings.
Thank her for keeping M.Moore off my cable system for me. I would like to start a new cable network, which I will call " The Traitor Deportation Channel". I project very high ratings.
dammit
Actually, she had a lot to do with that
We should tell the world that we are not taking any more immigrants unless you swap us one for one for our disheartened liberals.
That's great! Now if you can get the Sundance Channel off the air ( did you see the HateBush docu-fest they had running for a week pre-election?) I'd be forever in your debt.
"You must legally be able to sell the item to list it on eBay."
Hopefully he'll find some other way to part with it. Real Americans don't need him.
I hear France is always looking for a few good America-haters.
I have been having more fun this week than a human being should be allowed to.
We can use him as a kickball.
I don't think I've laughed this hard since...2002! :D
Oooh, me first! ;)
Go right ahead!
Pluto?
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