Posted on 11/04/2004 10:52:31 PM PST by Liz
1. Enter him in the Ugliest Man Alive Contest.
2. Give him a gift certificate for bariatric weight-loss surgery.
3. Have his mouth wired shut.
4. Strip mine the property of his Hollywood residence.
5. Have a bonfire on the WH lawn with all his mocuumentataries.
6. Enter him in a competitive eating contest sponsored by the Tabasco company.
7. Send him edible "spam" email.
8. Star a rumor that the mfg of Ding Dongs is going out of business.
9. Make a documentary of his life in Hollywood called "I Came, I Saw, I Ate. "
10. Have Congress pass legislation to outlaw him.
Give him and enema then bury him in a shoebox.
Introduce him to the following:
Barber
Shower/Tub
Soap
Deodorant
Clothier
What would drive Moore craziest? If we ignore him...
AHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
amazing! i think its one of my favs :-)
Michael Who? Should I know this person?
The worst??? Get him sloppy drunk, shoot a hardcore porno with him and Janet Reno....better yet, I like the Little Nicky approach, have Satan himself shove a large pineapple backwards up his ass every day for the rest of eternity....
so gross so gross so gross
but awesomely funny
Make Michael Moore #1 in the googlebomb search for "Miserable failure"! (see my Tagline...)
Put him on a Top 10 list of most whiny DemoRATs.
"1. Ignore him"
Kinda hard to ignore that fat pig.
The day after the election I went over to my weekend haunt, an OTB in Nanuet New York. Taking a seat at a long table i glanced over a few seats down to see a regular there who I've exchanged a few occasional niceties with. He looked over at me and said "That Michael Moore....wouldn't
you like to see somebody cut his head off?".
All I could think of saying was "Our culture doesn't allow that".
You win.
Freepers - NEVER MENTION HIS NAME AGAIN.
Force him to come to the FReeper Inaugural Ball in DC...Wouldn't that be fun? ;)
Still discussing Michael Moore or John Kerry?
"Or we can just kick him in the balls."
He has balls?
Tie him to a chair, keep his eyelids open with toothpicks and make him watch a never ending loop of Brit Hume declaring Ohio for Bush. To add the to the torture put a big pile of twinkies just out of reach.
"I would like to see him do the right thing, and jump from a building....."
Or join the man who shot himself at Ground Zero.
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