[Alberta's Child]

"Do you know how I described New York to my European friends?" she said. "New York is an island off the coast of Europe."

Do you know how I describe the United States to my Canadian friends? I tell them about a giant billboard along the westbound side of Interstate 80 in Pennsylvania, just over the Delaware River from New Jersey.

This billboard gives an accurate description of the U.S. today:

Welcome to Pennsylvania -- AMERICA STARTS HERE

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Welcome to Pennsylvania -- AMERICA STARTS HERE

How did Pennsylvania vote?

They may have to move the billboard.