Posted on 11/03/2004 1:15:09 PM PST by vanderleun
Above: Led by the "Quest for Burgers" Champion Michele Moore in Search of Free Health Care and a Perpetual Government Grant, the Wretched Refuse of America's Left Trudges North.
Below: Canadian Army Masses to Enforce Canada's ""No Flee Zone" Policy with the Latest in Advance Canadian Weaponry
AMERICAN DIGEST NEWS SERVICE
DATELINE: OTTOWA, November 3, 2004
Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin (pronounced Pawl Mar-teen) today ordered all 215 members of Canada's armed forces south to stem the tide of millions of disgruntled members of MoveOn, Democratic Underground, IndyMedia, and Daily Kos that have begin to surge towards the socialist haven to the north in search of asylum.
"We feel their pain," said Martin speaking to 2 reporters at a hastily called press-conference in the Sauron province headquarters, "but we simply can't let in any more 'sunshine' Americans. We did that during the Vietnam years and our mental health care system is still groaning under the load. To let in more of Les fou Americans at this point would pretty much overload the sidewalk spaces already staked out by Canada's homeless.
"Alas, mon amis, we must say to you, as that great French general said at the crisis of the First World War Ils ne passeront pas.
(Excerpt) Read more at americandigest.org ...
What is in your wallet ?
If they come from Detroit they will be coming from the North...
Those aren't liberals! They wouldn't be bearing arms like those spears! ;-)
Maybe they can gather around the statue of the draft dodger and sing James Taylor songs.
Don't know why exactly but this made me laugh. Thanks for posting.
That is hilarious. Keep it up.
"...from Detroit they will be coming from the North..."
And the prize for geography goes to Mikey_1962!!! (The crowd goes wild and the Canadians cringe in terror against the onslaught).
"To the neighbors! *Unkempt hoard furiously turns snorting mounts North*
Hmm, I say we offer to trade to Canada New York and New England in trade for their Western Provinces.
We would be better off and the Canadians would quadruple their population.
Hey, I even know that you can't drive to Europe!!!
ROTFLMAO
Rumors running rampant of a military draft in Canada.
Please! No mas! No mas!
No More American Lefties! Please!
Enough! Seriously! I mean it!
N-O. No more.
Okay, but only if we aren't using Niagara Falls for anything other than decoration. On second thought, it would still be worth it. They have to take Vancouver, though.
As long as they don't come South.
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