Posted on 11/03/2004 5:21:39 AM PST by One_who_hopes_to_know
What's More Difficult Than Landing a Man On The Moon?
Why a democrat giving a concession speech!
Please post your election humor. I intend to have fun in the office, and I wish to be well armed.
Best wishes for this thread--I've been the recipient of some very unhumorous emails purporting to be humor from liberals taunting me. I'd love a collection of fine zingers to send by return mail.
Here's one that occured to me yesterday.
Karl Rove to Terry McAuliff:
"Yes, Luke. I am your father..." (at least in th strategizing business, he is)
Maybe not exactly on topic, but funny and true.
My son's girl friend has a roommate who is a big sKerry supporter. The background display on her cell phone, downloaded from the internet, is a picture of sKerry, which she displays proudly. Except that behind sKerry is the French flag. My son decided to let her enjoy her delusions, and not clue her in on the French connection.
A democrat admitting he's a loser.
A democrat admitting President Bush is a good man.
Yeeaaaaaah! Happy to change my tag line to "We voted..."
THIS IS HUGHHHHHH!!!
Guess they'll just have to live with it. 4 MORE YEARS, eh ?
Astronaut fiddling with Mars rock:
"Hey, Phil, did that John Kerry guy ever concede?"
I wish I could see the look on Michael Moore's face today.
1. IslamoFascists dancing in the street, firing guns into the air, burning GWB effigies, murdering hostages, promising new terror attacks against America!
2. A Supreme Court appointment of Hitlery Clinton, new rulings on homo marriage, legalizing sex between men and animals, killing babies 72 hours after birth, legalized drugs.
3. Kerry granting total control of American military to UN, terrorists being invited to sleep over at the WH, a monument erected to Arafat next to Abraham Lincoln monument.
4. Katie Colon, Dan Blather, Tom Brojaw, Peter Jerkings all laughing at us, sh*ting on us, and telling us how how stupid Conservatives are!
George Soros builds the most opulent monastery in the history of the world and recruits liberal monks who will spend their lives copying the manuscript of the dusty old Democratic playbook of old, tired ideas.
The Progressive Party is definitely now known as the "Regressive Party"
Blubber Tears.
"We wuz robbed (read that "How did we screw-up in our attempt to steal the election?")
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