WOODBINE -(Iowa) A semitrailer hauling anhydrous ammonia rolled on a curve on a county road three miles east of Woodbine just before noon Tuesday, sparking a call for help from the Council Bluffs Fire Department's Hazardous Materials Unit.
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WASHINGTON (AP) The federal government will lower the terror alert status from orange to yellow for financial institutions in New York, New Jersey and Washington, D.C., The Associated Press has learned.
I just can't help it any more, someone posted the sesame street characters in place of the terror alert color codes and now all I see is:
"WASHINGTON (AP) The federal government will lower the terror alert status from BERT to BIG BIRD for financial institutions in New York, New Jersey and Washington, D.C., The Associated Press has learned."