If I get an offer from a freeper-babe to be my escort, I'd have to seriously consider it!
"If I get an offer from a freeper-babe to be my escort, I'd have to seriously consider it!"
You've got two months to find one! Shouldn't be too hard for a Texan!
Good luck in WNY...may I suggest a local house of worship? Or go stag and have your pick of lovelies at the ball. ;>)