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If I were President, I would hire George W. Bush to be President.

6 posted on 11/01/2004 8:15:53 PM PST by Dolphy (It's not a plan, it's an echo)

Welcome to the Canteen, Dolphy. I like your presidential wisdom.

91 posted on 11/01/2004 9:19:29 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Troops Who Protect Her)

If I were President, I'd Daidle deedle daidle
Daidle daidle deedle daidle dum...

Oh, wait, you said PRESIDENT.

I'd deliver the ol' pocket veto at least a few times that day...if you know what I mean.

Then I'd nuke North Korea. F `em. Let's get it over with.

Then I'd drop regular old fashioned Daisy Cutters and MOABs on Iran's nuke site. (after telling Israel to go for it).

Then I'd napalm the Eiffel Tower. Accidentally. And invade France. Accidentally. And appoint Jerry Lewis governor-generale (I hear he's in good with the French people).

414 posted on 11/02/2004 3:15:39 PM PST by LibertarianInExile ( "[Y]our arguments are devoid of value. I, as a woman, have so declared it." -- BushIsTheMan)

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