Posted on 11/01/2004 7:01:24 AM PST by TheBigB
CONFESS, FReepers!!
CONFESS your deepest, darkest, most shameful secrets here!
If we spend all day poring over polls and looking for any scrap of election info, we'll go nutz.
We've gotta have some fun. :) And we can't spend ALL day on the thread about German penis size.
CONFESS, I say!
I am not worried about this election - Bush will win.
I believe Hitlery Klinton will be America's first woman president (God help us all), which is why Kerry cannot win this year.
I can't dance. Not even the slightest bit. :) The last time I tried was in 7th grade. Children cried, crops failed...it was not pretty.
My Daughter, Granddaughter and Son-in Law accepted Jesus Christ as their Savior on Thursday night and were baptized on Sunday so I am the happiest man in the world today. My prayers have been answered again.
Heresy!!! :^)
I'll never forget my dad's red face, tears streaming from his eyes, stomping his foot on the floor laughing at the turkeys falling from the helicopter. I go into hysterics myself just thinking of it.
Les: No parachutes yet. Can't be skydivers... I can't tell just yet what they are, but - Oh my God, Johnny, they're turkeys!! Johnny, can you get this? Oh, they're plunging to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! Oh, the humanity! The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement! Not since the Hindenberg tragedy has there been anything like this!
Oh yeah, and I dig Barry Manilow.
"I have the hots for Jane Paulley and Katie Couric. Weird I know...."
You better duck! I might have to stone you for the KC thing. ;O)
You don't like the dead parrot sketch?
C'mon, Canuck! Lighten up! ;-)
Considering her wicked little dark side, sure!
I voted for Jerry Brown in the 1992 California primary!
(Did it as a protest vote.)
That's fantastic. Praise God!
Hey hey!
That was me just quoting TheBigB!
I *love* Monty Python.
"I've always hated Bruce Springsteen..."
It not that I hate Bruce Springsteen so much as I really don't know who he is beyond the fact he is some sort of performer. I would be very hard pressed to name one of his songs and I doubt that if I heard one, I would recognize it.
I used to go Salsa dancing three times a week. After 9/11, there were just too many Michael Moore conspiracy types there (OBL is a Bush operative, Bush set this up, Afghanistan is an imperialist war, blah blah blah) and my skin began to crawl everytime I went. So I stopped going.
Perfect response for post #666.
>>I voted for Jerry Brown in the 1992 California primary!
Hey I did too! Except it was in CT, and Jerry actually WON that primary. The entire state gave a protest vote.
Yep, he's dead.
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