CONFESS!! (pre-election day tension-breaking vanity)

self

[Happygal]

Oh okay! You'll forgive me my extensive selection of show tunes then! ;-)

[cuz_it_aint_their_money]

"after my fifth scotch I thought Mara Liasson was kind of cute."

Typo. Should read "a fifth of scotch", not my fifth scotch.

Fifth scotch, a fifth of scotch? OK I give, what's the difference? The two are the same to me!

[TheBigB]

I once put Nair in my sister's conditioner bottle.

Evil. ;)

I watch Smallville every Wednesday.

Never heard of it. Is it any good? :)

[cajungirl]

I loved that Travolta movie, Sat Nite something, and dance to the disco music if I am alone. I love disco. I also lived that sappy movie, The Parent Trap, the original with Haley Mills. And I loved that movie, Meatballs. I have watched it over and over with my kids.

My memory is shot thru with holes!

[TheBigB]

You'll forgive me my extensive selection of show tunes then! ;-)

That'll take some doing. What might you offer that could convince me to do so? ;)

[Skooz]

oh nooooo! why do they rarely do it on the tile?!

I have no idea. The rug is in the middle of a large faux-wood floor. She managed to miss the floor entirely! It bleached the rug, so I am now trying to fix it by using coffee and tea to stain it back close to it's original color.

[GottaLuvAkitas1]

I think *Bill Bennett's* voice is sexy, and I listen to his show when I'm tense.
He is so soothing.

[eyespysomething]

I enjoy "SpongeBob Squarepants" almost as much as my 3 year old niece.

I can't wait for the movie in a few weeks. I think I'll enjoy it as much as my kids.

[afnamvet]

OK... My wife is a descendant of Johnny Appleseed Chapman.
My favorite movie is "Patton".
I could be a closet supporter of PETA....I love animals.
I'm a rabid Beach Boys fan.

I'm hopelessly addicted to FR.

[SittinYonder]

Its my theory that he wrote the song 'One Hot Mama' about me!

If you're going to say something like that you need to post pictures ;-P

[jaycee]

My husband was in "Institutional Foods Sales" for years and he talked me into trying Hunts Ketchup and I fell in love with it and Love it more than Heinz. I haven't bought Heinz for years so I didn't have to give it up for Teraaaazzza. Try Hunts again.

[Petronski]

But Spongebob IS a reality show. Last week Patrick Starfish got voted off Bikini Bottom.

It's true.

[cajungirl]

I am getting into this.

I once bit a New Orleans cop at Mardi Gras. I caused a scene in that movie with Richard Gere, the one where he wanted to be a naval aviator. At the end as he was carrying the girl out of the factory and that great song, Lift us Up Where We Belong, was playing, it was so romantic. I leaned over and told my girlfriend that Richard Geere was gay. She stood up and started screaming at me, what a terrible person I was to ruin a perfectly good romantic movie. They almost called the cops.

[cajungirl]

I am getting into this.

I once bit a New Orleans cop at Mardi Gras. I caused a scene in that movie with Richard Gere, the one where he wanted to be a naval aviator. At the end as he was carrying the girl out of the factory and that great song, Lift us Up Where We Belong, was playing, it was so romantic. I leaned over and told my girlfriend that Richard Geere was gay. She stood up and started screaming at me, what a terrible person I was to ruin a perfectly good romantic movie. They almost called the cops.

[SittinYonder]

Have you made any confessions? 500+ posts and who's got the time to read them all?

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Fine with me. The Franadians up north will patiently wait their turn.

LOL

[Conspiracy Guy]

Get her a headset CD player and turn her on to Donna while you listen to TalkRadio.

[SittinYonder]

Your wife and I must be cousins.

[Redcloak]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking.

[Petronski]

"after my fifth scotch I thought Mara Liasson was kind of cute."

Typo. Should read "a fifth of scotch", not my fifth scotch.

At least she isn't Nina Totenberg.

[ s h u d d e r ]