CONFESS!! (pre-election day tension-breaking vanity)

self

[LexBaird]

Confess! You are an alien from Alpha Centauri. I remember seeing you at the lodge meetings.

[GottaLuvAkitas1]

" use German Condoms!
If you slide them over your spark plugs they won't corrode in your saddle bag."

OMG!!!! LOL


I used to do Karaoke every weekend (I can't sing). LOL

I still like the movie ~The Shawshank Redemption~

I thought Ross Perot made sense on a lot of his issues. (Please don't stone me).

[No Blue States]

My puppy crapped a q-tip.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

He's more than just ugly (OK, I'm a guy so what do I know, but anyway). There's something about his looks that are seriously disturbing.

I think if I had to guess what it is he seems to have a look that wants to say "aren't I just the ultra-coolest human being on the planet" to which any sane person would respond with "not only NO but HELL NO".

Also, I really don't know how Jon Bon Jovi is other than he's some sort of rocker, who I think had his own airplane at one time or another, but he sucks as well - his name sounds more like a cheap cologne or an after shave than a rock act.

[applpie]

i slept with a democrat once. just once. it made me feel dirty.

[Domestic Church]

You've given me courage...I too like bluegrass music. I inherited this weakness. My father used to sneak in the Flatt & Scruggs albums.

[j. earl carter]

Turkeys can fly. What would happen if you dropped a turkey from a helicopter for real?

[fortunecookie]

I eat, and enjoy!, tofu.

I've never cared for the Beatles. I've taken some heat for that.

[buffyt]

Husband has taken lipitor for years and it didn't make his hair fall out..... I guess different side effects on different people?

[PjhCPA]

I think Dances with Wolves is the best movie ever made.

[Savagemom]

I engaged in psychological warfare against my UNDECIDED husband last night.

I just happened to put in the movie "Air Force One" to watch, knowing that he would get pulled in and find himself cheering for the President. Which he did!

BTW - great movie to watch tonight to blow off steam - pay special attention to the speech GWB - I mean Harrison Ford - gives at the beginning of the movie, and the reaction of his national security advisor - ("Our allies won't be happy that you didn't consult them first." "It was the right thing to do.")

Oh, wow, Glenn Beck is playing it now!!!!

[SaveTheChief]

It would probably drop like a bag of wet cement.

[Gabz]

My mother named me after audrey Hepburn's character in A Nun's Story. I never saw the movie until I was in my 30s, and started to hate my name all over again!!!!

[RightFin]

I listen to John Denver in my car and sing as loudly as I can to "Thank God I'm a Country Boy!"

I have never seen a reality show.

I've used my husband's electric razor to shave my legs.

[najida]

I have 20 outdoor cats, 400 gallons in fish tanks, 12 birds, 2 chinchillas, a gecko and a dog.

I would love to own a camel, but it is too wet here and his feet would rot.

I am addicted to HGTV- I think Debbie Travis is a genius.

[Petronski]

I might be a doughboy, but I'm not a flamer.

[Gabz]

I think I have all of her albums (on vinyl)

[edchambers]

OK heres the big one, I really don't like "W" but have already voted for him because I like Cheney.I also like to imagine Cheney really is running the show, from behind the scenes, in an undisclosed location deep beneath the Haliburton complex.

[Paperdoll]

Welcome, Jenya!

Now let's hear it for Nat King Cole. Humperdinck ain't bad either!

[redhead]

I have all seven seasons of Stargate SG-1 on DVD. My kids and grandkids are all addicted. My granson and Richard Dean Anderson have the same hair stylist.