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To: GOPcapitalist

Hmmmm.
Ideas:

limburgher cheese
crisco
chocolate syrup
breast-fed baby's poop
mud
curdled milk


47 posted on 10/30/2004 3:55:06 PM PDT by Conservatrix ("He's a barf." --- Sophia T., Age 4, on John Baldrick "I have a cunning plan" Kerry)
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To: Conservatrix

Rotten eggs or the gas makings that smell like it?


49 posted on 10/30/2004 3:56:41 PM PDT by Quix (PRAY! ENERGIZE CONSERVATIVE VOTERS! CHALLENGE REASONABLE LIBERALS W FACTS!)
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To: Conservatrix

Hmmmmm
I wonder if someone could melt limburgher cheese . . . mixing it with some maybe bits of torn sponge torn really small--all the better to get into nooks and crannies and slowly deliver it's 'aroma therapy' for months to come--unless they virtually tear the inside of the car apart . . . and maybe some baby diahrrea . . . .

what a wonderful surprise sign present!

I should quit thinking this way. Too much glee involved.


50 posted on 10/30/2004 3:59:52 PM PDT by Quix (PRAY! ENERGIZE CONSERVATIVE VOTERS! CHALLENGE REASONABLE LIBERALS W FACTS!)
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To: Conservatrix; GOPcapitalist
Better yet:

Clothing dye is designed *NOT* to be removable once it colors a fabric, and it's cheap at any grocery store. Paint can be removed with thinners and other solvents.

55 posted on 10/30/2004 4:04:40 PM PDT by Ichneumon ("...she might as well have been a space alien." - Bill Clinton, on Hillary, "My Life", p. 182)
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To: Conservatrix
Doesn't anyone remember the movies "Grumpy and Grumpier Old Men?

Remember the fish in the back seat of the car?

I see another use for Smelts here !

121 posted on 10/30/2004 6:54:38 PM PDT by taildragger
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