Black XXXI: "Don't Surrender!!"

The MudCave ^ | 28 October 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
> What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
> Juan on Juan
>
> What is a Yankee?
> The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
>
> What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
> The position of the dirt bag
>
> Why is divorce so expensive?
> Because it's worth it.
>
> What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
> Doughnuts?
>
> Why is air a lot like sex?
> Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
>
> What do you call a smart blonde?
> A golden retriever.
>
> What do attorneys use for birth control?
> Their personalities.
>
> What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
> Through his chest with a sharp knife.
>
> Why do men want to marry virgins?
> They can't stand criticism.
>
> Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
> good-looking?
> Because those men already have boyfriends.
>
> What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
> After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
>
> What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
> The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
>
> Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
> Because they have cotton balls.
>
> What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
> A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
>
> What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
> "Are you sure it's mine?"
>
> Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
> Mace will do that to you.
>
> Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
> Everyone has the same DNA.
>
> Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> Breasts don't have eyes.
>
> Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on
> Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
> Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
>
> Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
> They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
>
> What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
> A speech impediment.
>
> What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
> They're hiring.
>
> What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
> A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
> along with... "a recipe".
>
> How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
> Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
>
> What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
> A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale
> begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
>
> Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
> No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Should Bill Clinton be Immune From Prosecution?!!"

From another thread, a discussion about whether or not America should hold Bill Clinton accountable for the multiple felonies he and his Administration have committed...

bayourod in bold

"...focus only on the question of whether Bill Clinton should be brought to trial. This was the great question when Nixon resigned and Ford pardoned him because he didn't think the nation should be put through the ordeal of a trial of Mr. Nixon."

First off, Nixon was never accused of committing a criminal offense vis a vis Watergate. Ford pardoned him, but there was never an actual law broken...I would argue that Clinton has committed multiple felonies that, if prosecuted, would have him in jail until the day he passed on to his Final Judgement.

"Some of the considerations should be:
1. How serious was the offense? Was it a technical violation such as comingling union contributions in hard money accounts; or was it a universally recognized crime such as murder of a potential witness?"

While I seriously believe Clinton has most likely conspired to have folks murdered, I've yet to see the concrete evidence; still, just because he's an ex-POTUS, should he be allowed to get away with rampant Abuse of Power, blatant Obstruction of Justice and Perjury, and making a mockery of our existing Campaign Finance Laws? I say no.

"2. What was the impact of the crime on the nation? Was the impact negligible like pardoning someone for going AWOL during World War II; or does the crime threaten the very existence of the country, such as selling China the secrets enabling them to destroy every major city in the nation?"

As the highest-ranking member of the Executive Branch, IMHO Clinton's crimes have done major damage to the legitimacy of our government, and thereby the "very existence of the country." How can a blatant abuser of our laws be allowed to go absolutely unpunished in a Land that claims that NO MAN IS ABOVE THE LAW?! Explain that to the teenager imprisoned for smoking a weed in his basement.

"3. How strong is the evidence? Is it circumstantial, relying on the testimony of dubious witnesses; or is there incontrovertable physical evidence such as video recordings and records written in Bill's hand?"

The arrogance Clinton has displayed in committing multiple felonies has resulted in a carelessness that will bear fruit in any SERIOUS investigation of his crimes. There are many, many people within his sphere of influence who know where the skeletons are buried, and they have likewise committed crimes in his service. As these underlings are brought to Justice and plead out, they will provide valuable testimony linking Clinton to any number of crimes that you and I may never even been aware of. And Clinton has been extremely sloppy in leaving documented proof of his guilt to be readily discovered by hungry investigators.

"4. Was the offense committed as an official act, such as selling seats on trade missions, or was it entirely separate from official duties, such as rape?"

SHEEESH, my FRiend, I cannot believe you actually believe this is a consideration. We are a Nation of Laws, and if those laws are legitimate enough to prosecute you or me for, why not some hayseed from Arkansas?

"5. Would prosecution cause bitter division among Americans because the offense is one that people hold strongly held opposite opinions on, such as lying about having sex because that's what gentlemen are taught to do; or one that everyone is in agreement on, such as using FBI files to blackmail elected officials?"

Once again, if folks are going to argue that the Laws are invalid, how come we don't see an uprising calling for said laws to be revoked, so that you and I cannot be held accountable for them, just like the ex-Most Powerful Man in the FReeWorld?!

"6. How would prosecution effect future policy. Would it create a public outcry for campaign finance reform that would result in destruction of our First Amendment rights and turn the government over to liberal Democrats? Would it appear to Democrat voters as petty vindictiveness on the part of Republicans that would result in such a backlash that Democrat Senators would be forced to reject confirmation of pro-life judges?"

Here, my FRiend, you are arguing political strategy. Fair enough, as that seems to be most FReepers' argument against holding the ex-First Felon accountable for his many crimes against this Nation. My response is that this is a very important time in our Country's history, as we are deciding whether or not We the Sheeple will sit idly by and allow Rampant Corruption to go on at the highest echelons of the Federal Guv'ment, and do absolutely NOTHING!! SHEEESH...Clinton's not a frickin' KING...he's no different than you or I!! Are LeftWing DemocRATS going to actually argue that a corrupt ex-POTUS should be allowed to get away with committing multiple felonies? If so, are the Sheeple going to go along meekly and support those same hopelessly-corrupt individuals in the next election? If so, we've already lost this Country, and we should readily expect to go the way of the once-great Roman Empire.

"Now to answer your question. I believe we elected a President who is of extremely high moral character who loves this country and is trying as hard as he can to do what he sincerely believes is best for our nation. I believe that he chose an honest, conscientious, competent Attorney General. I have complete confidence in their judgment and will support whatever decisions that they make."

Here, my FRiend, we are in complete agreement...however, I believe Dubyuh and Ashcroft need to hear from folks who "sincerely believe [what] is best for our nation" is that the Guilty--no matter how Powerful or allegedly popular--are brought to Justice!! Are we a Nation of Laws? Or are certain folks in this Country ABOVE the Laws that govern and restrict the rest of us?

Seriously, my fellow FReepers, am I just a Right-Wing Whacko for expecting the Laws of this Nation to apply to ALL Americans...even those who once held office at the highest echelons of our Federal Guv'ment?!

FReegards...MUD (07/14/2001)

[Flora McDonald]

Why don't we deliver a card congratulating him on his retirement? Maybe he would take the hint.

[Mudboy Slim]

Hey Flora, I've been banned from FR.com fer the next three weeks, three days, three hours, thirty-three minutes and thirty-three seconds...LOL!! Since my first-ever OPUS thread has been DELETED from human existence, I figgered I oughtta tell you I'm still golden fer the RTM...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Why don't we deliver a card congratulating him on his retirement? Maybe he would take the hint."

Even better, we oughtta INSIST that the next GOP Primary be a CLOSED Primary...and RINO Jawn will lose the Power of the DemonRAT cross-over vote. Watch the backlash as we institute this policy...RINO Jawn will NOT be amused.

But RINO Jawn shall be defeated and REMOVED from the Senate...then, I'll WHUP HIS ARSE!!!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

""Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Weak FReepers call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

RINOs squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHA...MUD

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Slick Willie's a Serial Rapist...MOVE ON, you say?! Over my dead body...MUD (06/12/2003)

[cherry_bomb88]

*waves* Just thought I'd stop in and say HI so y'all knew I was alive. School and work have kept me busy. I need to be doing homework right now. I also wanted to make a big announcement to all of you.....I have resigned my membership to the Republican Party effective today and have hereby joined the Constitution Party. I sent the following letter to Chairman Ken Mehlman--not that he will personally read it:
April 22, 2005

Ken Mehlman, Chairman
Republican National Committee
310 First Street SE
P.O. Box 96994
Washington, DC 20077-7556

Dear Chairman Mehlman,

It is with a heavy heart that I write this letter. I have been a Republican since I was old enough to understand what the party stood for. Unfortunately, the reasons I identified with the party are no longer there. The GOP’s platform has moved away from true conservatism in an effort to please everyone. When you try to please everyone, you please no one. The GOP is no longer the “conservative” party. True conservatism does not foster big government. While I admire GW Bush and am happy having him as President over Kerry, it is not a true victory. My areas of contention with President Bush stem from several issues, the most prominent of them the soft stance on immigration and our borders; the avoidance of developing alternative fuel sources to reduce our dependence on foreign oil; the expansion of government.

I feel that our borders are a grave concern and the programs and policies backed by the Bush administration in regards to immigration and the borders are wrong for our country, especially in a time where we live with the threat of terrorism.

Alternative fuel sources are not only a necessity, but they are attainable. Government institutions, such as Argonne National Labs, have solutions, however the all mighty oil lobby squelches them. Moving towards greater use of ethanol would help our economy in several ways. It would reduce or dependence on foreign oil, reduce if not eliminate the need for farm subsidies as it would rive up the price of grain, and it could provide us with another viable export to raise our countries GDP.

I can’t even begin to express my disgust at the larger interference of government in our lives. We used 9/11 as an excuse to give up rights. Our forefathers never envisioned a nation in which government was present in every aspect of our lives.

There are other equally important issues that bother me—the apparent giving up on the fight to remove any kind of gun control, throwing in the towel and allowing judges to rule based on their own edicts and foreign laws and opinions rather than on our constitution, the lack of zeal in fighting the removal of any reference to God in our history and the list goes on. Political correctness is killing our country.

I applaud President Bush for his economic policies, his hard line stance on the preservation of life and War on Terrorism and the urgency and zeal with which he is addressing the Social Security crisis. I will continue to support him on those issues.

I cannot, however, in good conscious support a party that no longer supports true conservatism. I need to invest my time and energy into a party that will support true conservatism…that will fight for our constitution and our constitutional rights. I am therefore resigning as a Republican and do here now align myself with the Constitution Party.

I pray that one day the GOP will come back to conservatism. As the Democrats moved to radical liberalism, the Republican Party has moved left to take their place in mediocrity.

Regards,

[Landru]

"I pray that one day the GOP will come back to conservatism. As the Democrats moved to radical liberalism, the Republican Party has moved left to take their place in mediocrity."

Beautifully said, beautiful. ;^)

Be that as it may I've this nagging feeling -- based solely on what I've witnessed -- the RINOs in control of the party these days really don't give a damn what the "old conservitive" base says or is saying.

No they don't, and why should they.
Most of the right's psyop time & resources has been spent fashioning the "new" & "improved" base they think they can count on when the chips are down.
~sigh~
Growin' old, it ain't for sissies & now I think we have an important clue *why* that's so true, huh.

HOW'YA BEEN!!????
Man I pray all's been well for you, school, & the kids.

I realize how busy you are whatwith trying to juggle all those demands, and let's face it ya can't be posting on an Internet site *&* meeting the demands of life by actually living it, can ya.

Now that'something I've tried telling Slim, many times.
But you know Slim, Cherry.
He's got one gawd-awful thick head; which, is one thing that hasn't changed in all the time you've been gone.
Some things Angel -- for good or bad -- never change.

Thick heads.

...notwithstanding. {~great seeing you!!!} {g}

[cherry_bomb88]

Landru...

It's great to be seen. I feel the hermit many times. I've learned as much as my brain could absorb in the last few months. Sometime I feel it will explode. I've learned a great deal about world civilizations, Mesapotamia and the spread of Islam...enough to formulate my own opinion about the so-called "religion of peace". I've learned much more about world literature--and have a deeper appreciation for it and how we can learn about past cultures through it. My love of the works of the Brownings (Elizabeth Barrett & Robert) has become even deeper--hopeless romantic that I am. I've learned a great deal about computers and information systems. BUT, the one thing they could not give me a zeal to learn of was math. :oP My math & accounting class killed my shot at Suma. I should still graduate Magna and am on the Dean's/Honors list.

I also have been doing much writing--some for pleasure, a lot for school and some essays for scholarships for my Masters. I'm still waiting to hear from the Naval Institute on my essay on the Principles of War. It'd be great to even get third place in that contest...though first would pay for my entire Masters. :o) I am going to get my Masters in Emergency & Disaster Management specializing in Terrorism Risks. Hopefully if/when we are attacked again I'll be somewhere where I can make a difference.

Presently (and this is a very recent occurence) I am out of work. I took a stand on principles, refused to compromise my ethics and told them they could find someone else if that's what they wanted, so, they fired me. eh...it's ok...God will reward good morals. I have several interviews lined up, but to me, being out of work for even a day seems like an eternity.

In my "free time" (hahahaha) I have been hanging out (literally) on the cliffs at the lake...climbing and repelling...with the committment phobe.

I'm starting a "youth challenge" youth group at my church...a different kind of Bible study for "at risk" teens. Should start on that this summer.

The girls are awesome. You will have a FREEPmail on that.

Oh, and the Sultan's son would be proud of me..I've taken quite an interest in the civil war... I'm currently reading a biography of Mrs. Robert E. Lee (based on her private diaries). She was a woman of great strength. After developing a deeper knowledge of the issues that caused the Civil War (which were not slavery) I have decied I would have been a Reb should I have been alive at the time.

It's amazing how much a great education can open up one's mind to different world views and an overwhelming wealth of knowledge. I'm learning so many interesting things. Now I understand why a college education is so important and vastly different than the 20+ years of experience I have in risk management. The degree plus the experience works much better for me.

I hope all is well with you and the better half. I thnk of you (and mud and all the rest) often. FBD I speak to on yahoo messenger quite a bit, so I see him more often. I miss the sultan terribly...but his fatherly advice remains with me...as does all of yours.

I think my education is also what drove me to make the decision I did in regards to jumping off the GOP band wagon. Sadly, I concur with you....the arrogance at the top will never "get it" and I maintain there are many more of "us" that merely voted for Bush becase there was no viable option. Don't get me wrong...I love GW and many of his policies and characteristics I admire greatly--the courage of his convictions, his faith and dedication, his stance in the WOT---but he's caved to the medocrity.

Hillary is coming towards the middle with her eyes on 2008 and that scares me....we have to have a conservative candidate that will be able to set themself apart from her, otherwise due to her "larger than life" persona (and I say that literally and figuratively) will sway the ignorant public.

[cherry_bomb88]

I forgot to "ping" you...I'm sorry!!!

Please see my post #1727 :o)

Hope everything is ok with you!

[cherry_bomb88]

I forgot to ping you too! *g* See post 1727...I thought you might be interested in this. :o)

[Ron Mexico]

Announcement:

RTM on Wednesday (4/28) at the Capital Ale House in the 600 Block of E. Main (11:30 AM, reservations for 10).

I regret I will be unable to attend as my weekly appointment @ the Fan Free Clinic is scheduled for that time for possible participation in a Blacksburg pharmacological study based @ the Virginia-Mayland College of Vetrinary Medicine. the doctors tell me that my condition is closely related to one found livestock; the commonly used medication. alacyclovir HCI (VALTREX®) is proving ineffective to my particular condition.

Hope to attend the next meeting, Ron M.

[Flora McDonald]

Would that be Hoof and Mouth Disease?

[Ron Mexico]

Would that be Hoof and Mouth Disease?

That's what my lawyer says.

Hoof and Mouth, Measles, Chickenpox, a cold, anything but that nasty STD the stupid b1#$%^ is trying to sue me my friend MV for giving her.

'It's all good'
Vick says he's 'very happy' despite lawsuit

[P8riot]

RTM on Wednesday (4/28) at the Capital Ale House in the 600 Block of E. Main (11:30 AM, reservations for 10).

Excuse me, but isn't Wednesday 4/27, not 4/28?

[MeekOneGOP]

"Doin' What's True!!"
(To be sung to Kid Rock's "Do It For You")

Umm...hmmm...um........um hmmmm...
Been FReepin' alone...
Thinking about our past...
Tryin' to do what's Right...
Gonna whup some RINO A$$!!
These tunes I'm hawkin'...
Never seem to lead nowhere!!
The World just ain't Just...vile Tyranny...
FReedom's gonna last...
FReep fer Liberty!!
It seems like FReedom...
Has never had this land so scair't!!

Right don't change...
Leftists come and go!!
How I wish Right could embold you...
Let's FReep fer yer Country, folks!!
Yes, I know MUD might seem crazy...
But I fight with righteous tunes!!
We'll educate Dem fools...
And all them RINOs, too...
Fight Dem ignorant fools!!

(Cool guitar jammin')

I wonder how much you love bein' FRee...
Let's whup some Lib'ral A$$...
We'll sing fer Liberty!!
'Cuz we love our FReedom...
Right's better than the Left, I swear!!
Right don't change...
Leftists come and go!!
How I wish Right would embold you...
Let's FReep fer yer Country, folks!!
Yes, I know MUD might seem crazy...
But I fight with righteous tunes!!
We'll educate Dem fools...
And all them RINOs, too...
Fight Dem ignorant fools!!

(Unknown Freeper on harmonica, sweet guitar playin')

Listen to me!!
I wonder why folks give up bein' FRee...
There's nuthin' more I want...
Than our Liberty!!
Freepers are rockin'...
And the Good Lord will help Right win!!
Right don't change...
Justice shall be so!!
How I wish Truth would embold you...
Let's FReep fer this Country's soul!!
Yes, I know most folks are lazy...
So, I'll fight this fight fer you!!
Becuz I want to...
Let's be BOLD and RATS are through!!
Nation, I'd do anything for you...
Right shall smite Dem impish fools!!
Umm hmmm...

Unknown Freeper (25 April 2005)

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hehe! :)

[FBD]

Doing Mud's freep song spam posting for him, until he returns from his suspension, Meek? ;^D
How about some real song lyrics?

Here ya go, one of happygal's favorite songs, from Les Miserables. I believe Mudboy wanted to turn it into another horrible "impeach Clinton freep song",
In his lifelong quest for bringing justice to Clinton.
;^D

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STARS

Javert:
There, out in the darkness
A fugitive running
Fallen from God
Fallen from grace
God be my witness
I never shall yield
Till we come face to face
Till we come face to face
He knows his way in the dark
But mine is the way of the Lord
And those who follow the path of the righteous
Shall have their reward
And if they fall
As Lucifer fell
The flame
The sword!
Stars
In your multitudes
Scarce to be counted
Filling the darkness
With order and light
You are the sentinels
Silent and sure
Keeping watch in the night
Keeping watch in the night
You know your place in the sky
You hold your course and your aim
And each in your season
Returns and returns
And is always the same
And if you fall as Lucifer fell
You fall in flame!
And so it has been
And so it is written
On the doorway to paradise
That those who falter and those who fall
Must pay the price!
Lord let me find him
That I may see him
Safe behind bars
I will never rest
Till then, this I swear
This I swear by the stars!

[MeekOneGOP]

haha! :)

I didn't realize that he was "banned or suspended" until after I posted that.

I thought he was just "vacating" the premise for a while. :)

What's with the suspension, I wonder?

[ForGod'sSake]

What's with the suspension, I wonder?

Uh oh! I've sort of been out of the loop for a while and am wondering the same thing. Did Mud take a dump on JR's carpet or somethin???

FGS

[FBD]

Mud must have had a bad argument, or something, I don't know, but I think it was for this post below:

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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1388738/posts

My first OPUS ever...F*** This Place, I'M OUTTA HERE!! ^

Posted by Mudboy Slim to onyx
On General/Chat ^ 04/21/2005 9:21:42 PM PDT · 50 of 50 ^

"I've been banned from FR.com fer the next three weeks, three days, three hours, thirty-three minutes and thirty-three seconds...LOL!! Since my first-ever OPUS thread has been DELETED from human existence, I figgered I oughtta tell you I'm still golden fer the RTM"...MUD