Here ya go, Mud. :)
Sorry I didn't get this to you yesterday.
Posted on 10/28/2004 11:00:58 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
I believe that--sometime this summer or fall--Dubyuh will sign legislation that makes our southern border--and hey, let's not fergit our Northern border--all but impregnable. At the same time, said legislation will require all undocumented workers to register with their local Social Security office within three months to be assigned their FAUX Social Security number (i.e. "IMM666-99-3333") and provide contact information to the authorities. Using this information our newly-empowered BIG GUV'MENT Immigration office, we will begin the process of deporting those who are in our Nation illegally...of course, those who are gainfully-employed may petition fer a 6-month work pass provided they have a legitimate employer willing to go on the hook for them. There's more to this plan, but I've got work to do, please offer input at yer leisure...MUD
Good morning, folks...as I was falling asleep last night, I came
up with the solution to our ILLEGAL Immigration...we're gonna
call it, "MUD's Solution fer ILLEGAL Immigration!!" .....Hmm. Well, I'll see your post and raise you a bump! :)
You'rrrre kidddinggg. {~was afraid of that - my worst fear has been actualized.}
"...but I've got work to do..."
Since when.
"...please offer input at yer leisure..."
Two suggestions.
1) Try decaf.
2) Stick to whatever it is you do & leave politics to politicians. {They surely don't need your help screwing things up any worse than they already are, thank you.}
...you asked.
I am a politican, dude...I just ain't been elected yet...MUD
FReegards...MUD
Smartass...MUD
Although referred to at times as an "invasion", I don't think illegal immigration qualifies us to break any laws in stopping it.
Although it's a clever idea.
Mia...You'd better hurry back. Our friend is morphing from Mudboy into Madboy Slim.
Bring it on, Donnie-baby!! When I was doing my rehab after I got my Anterior Cruciate Ligament replaced in my knee, I usedta have my daily appointments at the same time Lt. Governor Beyer was there to rehab his back. Well, we shared polite conversation until one day I started arguing with him about politics to the point that he left his rehab before it was done and actually changed his rehab schedule so it wouldn't overlap with mine...LOL!! You shouldda seen him...he was a quivering mass of jello when I finished with the PUNK!! I was relentless to the point of limping behind him as he fled the facility!!
FReegards...MUD
I'll haveta check it out...is there anything in particular that's on the hard-copy that ain't in the HEO?!
FReegards...MUD
Thank you, sir...
Ray Cornelius's "I'LL NEVER FORGET"
A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN PRIDE HAS BEEN WOUNDED
AND HEALING'S GONNA TAKE A LONG LONG TIME
THIS PAIN MIGHT END SO I CAN GO ON LIVIN'
BUT THESE SCARS WILL STAY FOREVER IN MY MIND
CHORUS
I'LL NEVER FORGET HERO'S CRYING
OR NOW FAMOUS WORDS "LET'S ROLL" ONE LAST TIME
THE SIGHT OF STEEL AND CONCRETE TURNED TO ASHES
HURTFUL MEMORIES THAT WILL HAUNT ME TILL I DIE
VERSE 2
A NATION CRYING OUT FOR GOD'S BLESSING
BAG PIPES PLAYED O'ER LOVED ONES LAID TO REST
YOUNG CHILDREN LEFT WITHOUT A MOM OR DADDY
TRAGIC SCENES FROM LIFE I DON'T WANT TO FORGET
CHORUS
I'LL NEVER FORGET HERO'S CRYING
OR NOW FAMOUS WORDS "LET'S ROLL" ONE LAST TIME
THE SIGHT OF STEEL AND CONCRETE TURNED TO ASHES
HURTFUL MEMORIES THAT WILL HAUNT ME TILL I DIE
THESE HURTFUL MEMORIES WILL HAUNT ME TILL I DIE
WORDS AND MUSIC BY:RAY CORNELIUS/D. SUBLETT
c. 2002, Cedar Swing Music
Marketing FReegards...MUD
I don't know. I used "hard copy" because that's what I read.
This BEE-ahhhtch gots no idea what awaits her in the upcoming months and years...she's gonna be DOGMEAT by the time 2008 rolls around, imho.
FReegards...MUD
Will do, Mud. :)
What laws are we breaking in "MUD's Solution to the ILLEGAL Immigration Problem"?! It's certainly not un-Constitutional fer us to require Undocumented Workers to become Documented.
FReegards...MUD
The gov't issuing bogus SS numbers to people.
FReegards...MUD
Glad you asked, my dental FRiend...winning the WarOnSomeDrugs is a matter of drying up the DEMAND...so how do you make folks stop abusing drugs? Well, my old man was in the NAVY, and in the late-70's, we had a humongous problem in the NAVY regarding ILLEGAL drug consumption...my dad told me that in the first random drug test, the Midshipmen scored almost 25% of sailors failed the drug test...so Reagan instituted random drug testing. By 1982, drug use amongst sailors was less than 3%!!
I say we institute a National testing program...but it's gotta be voluntary!! Sure, if you are talking about airplane pilots or busdrivers, you wanna test those folks regularly 'cuz they're dealing with public safety. Also, anybody receiving Federal largesse oughtta be forced to agree to regular random-testing 'cuz we don't wanna be wasting taxpayer dollars on losers gettin' STONED!! And of course, Federal employees oughtta be randomly tested fer the same reason...LOL!! Yep...and cops, and fireman, and doctors...all of them need to be randomly tested and if they fail the random drug tests, we oughtta fine them and force them to take anti-WOSD classes, and tell their contemporaries about the EVILS of Mary Jane!!
Of course, there is no reason fer architects in Richmond, VA to be drug-tested as I've never known a Richmond, VA architect who abused the Evil Weed...but the rest of y'all need to git tested...LOL!!
I'll be Bach...and Beethoven...MUD
Here ya go, Mud. :)
Sorry I didn't get this to you yesterday.
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