Black XXXI: "Don't Surrender!!"

The MudCave ^ | 28 October 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Don't Surrender!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "No Surrender")

Yeah, Dem Lib'rals got no class...RATS' tyranny's built fer fools...
We learn more from the FReepublic Forum, Nation, then we ever learned in school!!
We'll fight Left's fear...our neighborhoods're standin' proud...
Singin' from our hearts...we're singin' loud!!
We shan't git tired...our goal must be EXPOSE Left's LIES!!
So git up and FReep now...

Dutch Reagan's promise lives on in all who remember...
Yer Effete, Kerry, you'll surrender!!
We're soldiers in a Righteous fight...it's our Peace we'll defend...
RATS retreat, Kerry, you'll surrender!!

DemRAT faces are mad and cold...
Left's schemes are weak and olde...
We abhor Big Guv'ment and Medyuh Spin...
And Right's ready to stand tall again!!
We hear the Lib'rals voices cheerin' fer John...
DemRATS, they ain't too smart!!
Well maybe we could give Libs a place of their own...
Send Dem Lib-uh-rulls to Mars!!

Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat...Dubyuh won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Don't retreat, Nation, don't surrender!!

Folks, hit the streets to fight fer Right...we'll win!!
We're armed with the TRUTH 'gainst Lib'ral spin...
Culture War's the fight we're wagin'...
RATS say the fault's ours fer the war we're winnin'...
I wanna FReep Elites...Peacenik's LIE...damn the Lib'rals' dread!!
Fer our wide open country we shall fight...we got heroic dreams in our head!!

Folks, George Dubyuh's promise since that sad day in September...
"No retreat, Country won't surrender!!"
George Dubyuh, he will do what's Right...our Country he'll defend!!
Boldly FReep, Nation don't surrender!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Canteen Looks at the Purple Heart!!"

Worth a gander...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"As far as inner-circles --- those exist just about everywhere --- schools, churches, the workplace, even in families. They usually exist of the people who are willing and able to put the most time in, the most time behind the scenes so of course they gain the most say..."

EXACTLY!! FR.com has more than its share of retired folks and stay-at-home mothers manning the moderator slots, and it makes sense fer folks to consider their level of sensibility regarding common courtesies, etc.

"I am not willing nor able so I won't be in an inner circle --- except maybe at work which is somewhat the case because that's what my time has to be devoted to --- and family."

Yer priorities are certainly well-placed, Fitz...

"For me moving on is fine --- but I still get my humor where I may --- and I do still like to see what goes on --- which why I tend to check out the biker bar here --- or I'm just plain nosy if you prefer to call it that. Or it's the rebel that's in a lot of us."

Remember back whenever anyone would leave FR.com under protest--and it happened hilariously often--everybody would post an Opus explaining their reasons fer leaving FR.com once and fer all...LOL!! I usedta crack up at every one of these self-important rants, but the Opus's kept on coming. Why would folks find it necessary to write an Opus about leaving someplace they claim is not worth their time and effort? It's becuz we've got something invested in FR.com, just like we have something invested in LP.org. And there really is no need to walk away from one investment to pursue another. I'd keep all my options open if I were you.

Regards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Shed Powers!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Dead Flowers")

Folks, when you're sitting there, thinkin' 'bout supportin' Kerry...
Votin' fer some rich bloke you don't know...
Well, Hanoi John LOATHES the FRee...prefers Sosh'list Tyranny!!
He's a Massachusetts Lib'ral to the bone!!

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals...
Must devolve Power to the States...
States, devolve Power to the Counties...
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Now hear me, DemonRATS...Right did Liberate Iraq!!
Folks're FRee 'cuz George Dubyuh led the way!!
Ol' MUD'll be in his basement room, laughin' while FReepin' Leftist tunes...)8^D!!
In a Righteous Quest fer Independence Day!!

Devolve Power, RightWing Congress!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A. - yeah!!

(guitar-pickin' and strummin' interlude)

Devolve Power, Prez'dent Dubyuh!! Devolve Power!!
Our Righteous dreams can be real if Bush leads US now!!
That's Right...we can devolve Power to individuals!!
Must devolve Power to the States!!
States, devolve Power to the Counties!!
Folks, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!
Bush, it's time we Liberate the U.S. of A.!!

Mudboy Slim (07/29/2004)

[Mudboy Slim]

I checked out the link to the OMB's Historical Tables and came accross the following...

Federal Spending (excluding Social Security) as a percentage of Gross Domestic Product has ranged from 21.4% in '76, up to 23.5 in '83 (yep...Reagan), then down to 18.4 % in 2000, then up to 20.3 in 2005. The OMB is estimating that it will drop to 19.0 by 2010.

Now, as Conservatives, can we all agree that the Federal Spending must go down for America to prosper to its fullest potential?! And how better to measure Federal Spending than as a Percentage of Gross Domestic Product? Well, Dubyuh came into office with Federal Spending accounting fer 18.4% of GDP and he is estimated to leave office in 2008 with the Fed siphoning off 19.2% of GDP. Shouldn't Conservatives DEMAND that Federal Spending be cut as required to decrease the percentage below 18.4% by the time Bush leaves office?! Heck, we've got a GOP Congress and a GOP White House and spending goes UP over eight years?!

That's worth fighting fer if you ask me...MUD

[international american]

"Heck, we've got a GOP Congress and a GOP White House and spending goes UP over eight years?!"

Doesn't make any sense, does it? What is even worse, is what the spending goes for. When will the GOP figure out that THEY are in charge......that we, the VOTERS put them in power?? `

[Mudboy Slim]

"When will the GOP figure out that THEY are in charge......that we, the VOTERS put them in power??"

Keep a close eye on Tom Delay...the RATS fear him and are trying to sully his reputation, but that's only on account of how effective he is!! And he will be agitating fer conservative legislation throughout the next three years and its paramount that we give him and his allies the grass-roots support they need to be successful!!

FReegards...MUD `

[Mudboy Slim]

"Still a Righteous Nation!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Just My Imagination")

Right looks fer a Leader...who knows Big Guv'ment ain't Right!!
I say to myself, "I like this Dubyuh guy..."
Ain't 'fraid to fight Evil...helps Right's dreams come true...
But as much as I like George Bush...(he) grows Guv'ment, too!!

An embarrassment to this Nation...Hanoi John!!
Running against Hill'ry!!
FReepers must retake this Nation...
Guv'ment's against the FRee!!

Fools support Kerry...they're scair't 'bout bein' FRee...
Braindead poltroons...I prefer my Liberty!!
Left tells you, "Success must be punished!!"...but that just ain't Right!!
More Power is what Left wants, Nation...let's FReep, DemRATS we'll fight!!

I tell ya...
America's 'bout Liberation...once again!!
Fightin' to make folks FRee!!
Yes, we're still a Righteous Nation...
Fightin' 'gainst Tyranny!!

(Little guitar jammin' interlude)

So, come on, Right...let's hope and pray...
"Dear Lord, Save the FRee!!"
Won't ever let another take our sovereignty!!
Justice fer Chi-Com spies!!

Seek Justice...fer Willie!!
Limbaugh, he embolds me...
Right stands 'gainst Leftist Tyranny!!
It's our reality...Left doesn't understand...me.

Mudboy Slim

[international american]

Delay is my favorite man in DC, and has been for years.
My congressman, Elton Gallegly, is my second favorite.
If Delay needs my help in any way, he has it.
The Dims hate him because

1) He is fearless, and can't be bought

2) He is a powerful speaker and leader

[Mudboy Slim]

"Delay is my favorite man in DC, and has been for years."

Yep...he's more effective than Gingrich at his best.

"My congressman, Elton Gallegly, is my second favorite."

My congressman, Eric Cantor, is Deputy Whip fer Delay, and you can see the two together ALL THE TIME!! Eric's exactly my age, and we've met a half-dozen times, and the dude is a solid conservative!!

"If Delay needs my help in any way, he has it."

Yep...I'm with you there...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Eve of Destruction!!"
(To be sung to Barry McGuire's "Eve Of Destruction")

Mideastern world...tyrants implodin'...
RATS dispairin'...Right's emboldened!!
Reject John Kerry's swill...be righteous voters...
Decry the need fer War...believe the SwiftVetBoaters...
'Cuz without soldiers fer FReedom, FReedom's verboten!!

Lib'rals tell me...
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks, I don't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!

Join our righteous band, we're just dyin' to play...
Must reject RATS' fears...and FReepin's the way!!
When the Lib'rals are crushed...it's a true glory day!!
Gotta Country to save...put fascists in their graves!!
Lib'ral kooks astound ya, boy...TRUTH's bound to scare you, boy!!

Mudyuh tells me...
Over and over, "It's over, we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Still, I won't believe...we're on the eve of destruction!!

Sure. Ol' MUD's so mad...at Left's belly-achin'...
RATS peddle Fear...Left's Power's fadin'...
Medyuh twists the Truth...monopoly is breakin'!!
Two blow-dried Senators...DemRATS must be quakin'!!
Dem marchers are stoned...virtue's been forsaken...
All humans expect...Righteous Liberation!!
Thw whole Lib'ral World...let's just eradicate it!!

Sosh'lists tell me...
Over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!", my FRiends...
Right, we can't believe...we're on the Eve of Destruction!!

Next, we'll liberate...people of Red China...
Ron Reagan showed US how...by whuppin' Commie Russia!!
Dem Lib'rals fear the whole human race...
Sosh'lism's been spurned...Guv'ment's been disgraced!!
Great devolution's come...cede Power to the States!!
Bureaucracy's tax-fed...Income Tax erased!!
Love yer next-door neighbor...and don't fergit to say Grace!!

RATS tell me...
Over and over and over, "It's over...we're dead!!"...my FRiends...
Folks now believe...Left's on the Eve of Extinction!!"
Mmmm, yes folks, Liberty...demands the Lib'rals' destruction!!

Mudboy Slim (09/02/2004)

[international american]

Good tagline!

[Mudboy Slim]

Thank you, good sir...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Healer"
by John Lee Hooker
recording 1989

Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm
Hmm, oh Lord, Lord
Hmm, hmm, hmm
hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm, hmm

Blues a healer, all over the world
Blues a healer, healer, all over the world, all over the world
It healed me, it can heal you
The blues can heal you, early one morning
It can heal you
The blues can heal you
Yeah, yeah
It healed me, healed me
It healed me
I was down
I was down
It healed me
Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, yes it did, yes it did
Look now
My woman left me
The blues healed me
My woman left me, left me early one morning
Hmm, hmm
The blues healed me, it healed me, healed me
Yeah, yeah!
Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord
Hmm, have mercy
The blues , the blues is a healer
Blues, blues, is a healing healer
it healed, healed, healed
Heal!
Heal, heal, heal!
All over the world, all over the world
It's a healer

One night, I was laying down, feeling so bad, so low, so low
My woman had left me, blues came along and healed me
Heal!
Heal!
(Carlos, it healed me, Carlos)
Carlos!
It healed me!
The blues, it healed , it healed, healer
Hey!
Hey!
Healed me!
Healed me!
Healer!
Hey!
Blues a healer
The blues a healer, all over the world, all over the world
Hmm

Lord, Lord, Lord
Blues a healer, all over the world, all over the world
Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord
Healed me, healed, healed, healed
It healed me
It healed me, to heal me
Can heal you, can heal you, heal you, if you let it

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ballad Of A Teenage Queen" (aka "Ballad of the HildaBeast!!")
by Johnny Cash

(Dream on, dream on teenage queen prettiest girl we've ever seen)

There's a story in our town
Of the prettiest girl around
Golden hair and eyes of blue
How those eyes could flash at you (How those eyes could flash at you)
Boys hung 'round her by the score
But she loved the boy next door who worked at the candy store
(Dream on, dream on teenage queen prettiest girl we've ever seen)

She was tops in all they said
It never once went to her head
She had everything it seems
Not a care, this teenage queen (Not a care, this teenage queen)
Other boys could offer more
But she loved the boy next door who worked at the candy store
(Dream on, dream on teenage queen you should be a movie queen)

He would marry her next spring
Saved his money, bought a ring
Then one day a movie scout
Came to town to take her out (Came to town to take her out)
Hollywood could offer more
So she left the boy next door working at the candy store
(Dream on, dream on teenage queen see you on the movie screen)

Very soon she was a star
Pretty house and shiny car
Swimming pool and a fence around
But she missed her old home town (But she missed her old home town)
All the world was at her door
All except the boy next door who worked at the candy store
(Dream on, dream on teenage queen saddest girl we've ever seen)

Then one day the teenage star
Sold her house and all her cars
Gave up all her wealth and fame
Left it all and caught a train (Left it all and caught a train)
Do I have to tell you more
She came back to the boy next door who worked at the candy store

Pre...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

The making of "You've Been FReeped!! (Vol. I)"

Nice interview, y'all...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Join US in DeeCee for the March Against Terror!! (May 14, 2005)"

"The Free Muslims Against Terrorism are proud to announce that on May 14th 2005, Muslims and Middle Easterners of all backgrounds will converge on our nation’s Capital for a rally against terrorism and to support freedom and democracy in the Middle East and the Muslim world. This will be the first rally of its kind in Washington DC that is lead by Muslims and Middle Easterners. Join us in sending a message to the extremists and supporters of terrorism that we reject them and that we will do all we can to defeat them. We also want to send a message of hope to the people of the Muslim world and the Middle East who seek freedom, democracy and who reject authoritarianism and the use of violence that we are with them and that we will do all we can to support them.

This rally is NOT limited to Muslims and Middle Easterners. All people are welcome to join us. We request anyone and everyone who supports our message to join us at the rally. We want to send a message to the extremists and terrorists that American Muslims, Christians, Jews and people of all faiths are united against terrorism and extremism. We welcome all endorsers and we ask that you circulate and publish this message to as many groups and people as possible. Help us make history.

To sponsor this rally, please send the name of your group to the Free Muslims Against Terrorism

Free Muslims Against Terrorism
President@freemuslims.org
www.freemuslims.org 202-776-7190"

I'll be there...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Easter Schiavo Thread!!"

Prayers fer Terri...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Terri Schiavo Has Passed Away!!"

LP.org version...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Terri Schiavo Has Passed Away!!"

FR.com version...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Sandy Burglar Pleads GUILTY!!"

Jail-Time Imminent...MUD