"Has Arafat made his obligatory phone to John Kerry? Doesn't just everyone who is anyone have to call Kerry before they go to the great bedouin tent in the sky?"
Good point. Yassir Arafat, murderer of thousands, can remind Kerry about the importance of "integrity...integrity...integrity."
(Ahem, sound of PaMom clearing her throat, deepening her vocal tones and affecting an effete, patrician, Massachusetts accent...)"When yesterday I spoke for the last time with my good friend Yassir Arafat he reminded me that George W. Bush has been the greatest detriment to peace in the middle east since biblical times. This administration has caused more problems for the middle class of the middle east than the Roman Empire did. And when I become President I will ensure peace the middle east because I have a plan..."