(Ahem, sound of PaMom clearing her throat, deepening her vocal tones and affecting an effete, patrician, Massachusetts accent...)"When yesterday I spoke for the last time with my good friend Yassir Arafat he reminded me that George W. Bush has been the greatest detriment to peace in the middle east since biblical times. This administration has caused more problems for the middle class of the middle east than the Roman Empire did. And when I become President I will ensure peace the middle east because I have a plan..."
LOL! You go mom!