Don't even say that stuff out loud--we don't need to give the terrorists any ideas about where to go!! Not that they haven't already thought of HOUSTON!
yes lets keep houston out of sight and mind!
we just got rid of the Mayor of Mass Distruction (leePee...aka the dread pirate mayor)
We are cleaning that up now.
vote prop 2
Hit your knees and ask God to thwart the Islamic
Terrorists' evil plans.