Part of it was my yapping, lol. Let's all join together in a mournful country song for Scotty. A jail song, that is.
If these prosecutors were as mean as one I knew in New Orleans, they'd present him with a tube of KY after the guilty verdict.
Dev, thanks for reminding me of another prison song, with a slight variation.:-)
Busted on my way to Mexico
They got me for killing Laci and Conner
Now I'm in a cell with a guy that smells
and he wont stop blowing kisses at me.
KY jelly
KY jelly
Wont somebody please come and help me?
Grab the bars with both hands.
Try to fight while bubba pops my can.
Just have to grin and take it like a man.
KY Jelly
Waiting for the guard with my back against the bars.
I think bubba wants to go again.
Hes lookin at me with his hand between his knees
Wiping all the drool off his chin.
KY jelly
KY jelly
Wont somebody please come and help me?
Grab the bars with both hands.
Try to fight while bubba pops my can.
Just have to grin and take it like a man.
KY Jelly
He says "Baby, your 'purty' mouth makes me crazy."
C'mon over on my lap and be my lady.
OwwwwWWWWWwwww!!!!!
OOWWWWwwwwwwwwWW!!!!
OwwwwwwwWWWWW!!!!!
OwwwwWWWWWwwww!!!!!
OOWWWWwwwwwwwwWW!!!!
OwwwwwwwWWWWW!!!!!
Yeah he could have used some some Jelly!!
Would have hurt less with some Jelly!!!
Ouch!