This ranks right up there with the pseudo-"science" that claims that only the candidate with the "bluest blood" (e.g., the most "royalty" in their family history) will win.
If that's the case, then we're royally screwed.
Posted on 10/25/2004 12:15:44 PM PDT by sukhoi-30mki
Oh great astrologer! We see that Kerry's head in is Uranus!
This only proves that Astrology is a farce.
If it were accurate, there would be 100% agreement on who would win.
Also, who said the astrologers got the zodiac signs right? Any of us could go outside and draw our own, differing, signs. I think I see the shape of a Imac in one corner of the sky.. I'll call it the Imac constellation, and those born during say March will be known as macheads.
Machead Horoscope:
You are a lover of fine machines, fiercely loyal, and smug. You are confident that you have the best PC on earth. Watch out for red lights at intersections -- they are warnings to stop. You will breathe today and eat as well.....
This ranks right up there with the pseudo-"science" that claims that only the candidate with the "bluest blood" (e.g., the most "royalty" in their family history) will win.
If that's the case, then we're royally screwed.
Exactly.....look to the One who made the stars....not to the stars for an answer......
"Yah mah dahlin', dis here Kerry-mon is wrong for you, sweet child."
"falls between late March and early April, when, as he puts it rather ominously, the Lord of the Rising Sun"
Hmmmm.....
Actual quote from DUmmyland today:
Kerry's a Sagittarius . . . have faith!
Why are those who claim to be able to see future not wealthy beyond all imagination?
Spoken like a true Kerryite!
Love an astrologer who says that they can't tell who's going to win....yea right, some "astrologer"!
Does this mean polling is a farce as well?
Just for fun, I looked up Bush and Kerry’s horoscopes for around election day.. Doesn’t look to good for Kerry.. lol..
Bush-
11-01 You're all about rationality right now. Maybe you're not paying attention, or maybe your emotional side is on vacation. You're entitled to days like this. But no matter how well detachment helps you function, it might cause a few misunderstandings with people that expect something different from you. Watch out for restlessness in others. That way, if they decide to take matters into their own hands, you can't say that it was too much of a surprise. Sooner or later you'll all be back on the same page. Then you can laugh about this, if you even remember it at all.
11-02 You're a bottomless source of answers and general wisdom. The basic difference between you and a know-it-all is that you won't volunteer excess information unless someone is genuinely interested. Gossip might have something to do with this, but not in any malicious way. Anyway, you're more interested in welcome discoveries. Forgotten treasures appear in the corners of rooms and at the backs of closets. Thrift stores are honored meeting places between people and found objects rich in sentimental value.
11-03 It feels as if something is being born. Under the current starcast, you feel nothing but love and hope. Start from a familiar place, work with what you know and watch everything else grow and blossom from there. At each point in your process, family and friends are helping you out or sending their good wishes. Of course they want you to succeed, but there's something in it for them, too. Everybody looks good in your soft, reflected light. Keep on spreading your glow. You can't do anything but shine.
Kerry-
11-01 Surrender is in the air. The inevitable smells sweet and could even be making you hungry. Now you know why the people around you seem almost eager to lose control of the situation. Let them do whatever they want, even if you can see a better way. This was never your battle to fight. Instead of trying, be happy to float with the wind. You have discoveries of your own to make. As long as you're able to make it home by the end of the day, you'll feel as if you accomplished something great.
11-02 Are you letting your anxieties run the show again? Try dropping them and looking at reality. The Stars suggest that you relax. Your mind is your own, and you can use it however you want. Real security is based on being honest with yourself, acceptance of others as they are and general grace under pressure. Any kind of excess may hurt your cause. Moderation belongs in the mix, no matter what course you end up taking.
11-03 You have a lot, but you're still a long way from having it all, and thank goodness. If everything happened at once, you probably wouldn't have fun with it. For now, you have to do the legwork of convincing people that you're legit. Everyone understands that you're demonstrating, not fabricating. Mastery of the subject itself is worth the thousand buzzwords that you could use to describe it. Walk the way you talk. You'll go much further when your self-image is built on solid ground.
..and no, I don't buy horoscopes...
Polling has a MOE which are somewhat close to actual results.
Infallible signs wouldn't be split down the middle and wouldn't have a MOE.
1/3 of the year in India? God help him.
Been there once on business, never will go back. Popular ways for people to die in India (and almost nowhere else):
Fall off trains
Toxic gas
Monkey bites
Eaten by tigers
Fall off buses
Trampled by animals
Cobra bites
Trampled by people
Think there are about 20 more.....
He cant be a saggitarius, I'm a saggitarius.
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