Freeper kcvl posted it: #93.
Time to FReep this sniveling git.
The condescencion: He looks like he's listening to something we can't hear. He blinks, he mumbles, he lets a sentence trail off, starts a new one, then reverts back to whatever he was saying in the first place. Each time he recalls a statistic (either from memory or the voice in his head), he flashes us a dumb little smile, like a toddler proudly showing off its first bowel movement. Forgive me for employing the language of the playground, but the man's a tool.
Come out and play, Charlie.
Thanks! I copied my email I sent to this SLUG Charlie Brooker on #148!