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John Kerry a goose hunter? Here is a quiz for you John.
10/22/04
| Trteamer
Posted on 10/22/2004 7:47:20 PM PDT by Trteamer
I've hunted geese for over 30 years and I can see a phony hunter clear as day. Here are some questions that John Kerry should know the answers to......
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bang; banglist; goosehunting; kerry; quiz; sportsmensvote
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To: Trteamer
23: What is a "double reed"?
This may be best left for Monica to respond.
21
posted on
10/22/2004 7:58:48 PM PDT
by
Chummy
(RepublicanAttackSquad.biz: "A vote 4 Kerry is a vote 4 Osama")
To: Trteamer
He's as phony as a three dollar bill. Ed Meese was on O'Reilly earlier and said someone should ask Kerry when was the last time he went goose hunting anyway.
Probably never. No way hunters are going to fall for the ploy.
22
posted on
10/22/2004 7:59:50 PM PDT
by
LibWhacker
(Got a flu shot shortage? You can thank Kerry's running mate.)
To: Viet-Boat-Rider
'KERRY'S ANSWER TO THE QUESTIONS:
uuhhhhhhh........HUH?'
"I'm too giddy about the Red Sox to answer any of those questions. I bet you are a Republican!! Who did you vote for!!! Don't you know who I am!!!"
23
posted on
10/22/2004 7:59:52 PM PDT
by
bitt
(F'n, Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?)
To: Jeff Head
John Kerry did not carry his own goose Thats because "W" was busy cooking it.
24
posted on
10/22/2004 8:00:06 PM PDT
by
Go Gordon
(Definition of a Yankee: The same as a quickie, only you're by yourself.)
To: Army Air Corps
"Kerry: "Well, you see, none of the are really cut-and-dried simple questions. There are many variables here and your answer depends upon intent and outcome. Also, you have to consider how these decisions will affect health care and jobs. Blah blah blah blah ad infinitum.""Ah, yes.....but you see, you forgot about "nuances." :-)
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posted on
10/22/2004 8:00:08 PM PDT
by
El Gran Salseron
(It translates as the Great, Big Salsa Dancer, nothing more. :-))
To: etcetera
I'll give only one answer, the rest are for John Kerry to answer.
#25: When you see a flock of geese flying in a "V", why is one side of the flock longer than the other?
Because there are more geese on that side. LOL!
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posted on
10/22/2004 8:00:23 PM PDT
by
Trteamer
( (Eat Meat, Wear Fur, Own Guns, FReep Leftists, Drive an SUV, Drill A.N.W.R., Drill the Gulf, Vote)
To: Trteamer
Nit-picking: geese in flight are a skein not a flock.
I have never gone goose hunting (still training my first dog) so that's about as much as I know. But a double-reed is a goose call with (surprise!) two reeds in it. Harder to blow than a single reed but sounds more authentic.
27
posted on
10/22/2004 8:02:16 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
(. . . Ministrix of ye Chace (recess appointment), TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary . . .)
To: Trteamer
I'm not a goose hunter, but I'd love to learn all the answers. So what are the answers?
28
posted on
10/22/2004 8:02:34 PM PDT
by
PureSolace
(A Conservative bases his politics from his morals, and a Liberal bases his morals from his politics.)
To: Redcloak
29
posted on
10/22/2004 8:02:42 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(Kerry: I wholeheartedly disagree with you beyond expression)
To: OldFriend
'Farmers have nuisance permits and can shoot geese, deer, coyotes, etc. ANY time at all.'
I need a farmer to come over to my house and kill the skunks. And get the racoons out of my garage attic. Will pay beer.
30
posted on
10/22/2004 8:02:54 PM PDT
by
bitt
(F'n, Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?)
To: harpo11
"The only huntin' he does is for very rich women and widows."Not to mention our wallets.
To: Trteamer
Everyone knows that Kerry is not a real hunter...He just plays one on TV !
By the way, I posted early today..
Ducks Unlimited has denied that DU guy with Kerry is a board member,as reported by media, or that they had anything to do with the phony photo-op.
See: www.ducks.org
32
posted on
10/22/2004 8:03:11 PM PDT
by
AlexW
To: Chummy
my clarinet has a double reed. But I did not attract geese and ducks with it.
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posted on
10/22/2004 8:03:43 PM PDT
by
bitt
(F'n, Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?)
To: Trteamer
17: What is the "point system"? The risk you take driving in New Jersey.
34
posted on
10/22/2004 8:04:14 PM PDT
by
Focault's Pendulum
(Everybody be quiet!!!! I'm trying to pass the World Global Test!!...B: All Of The Above!)
To: harpo11
Is that a new take on the Bugs / Daffy repartee? "Duck season" "widow season" "duck season" "widow season" ...
35
posted on
10/22/2004 8:04:28 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(Kerry: I wholeheartedly disagree with you beyond expression)
To: Trteamer
I don't think I'd feel comfortable hunting with a guy who is known to shoot grenades at riverbanks so close that he wounded himself from the ricocheting shrapnel.
"Die gopher!"
36
posted on
10/22/2004 8:05:21 PM PDT
by
Texas Eagle
("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of what he was never reasoned into." Jonathan Swift)
To: Trteamer
Because there are more geese on that side. Good one! LOL!
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posted on
10/22/2004 8:08:47 PM PDT
by
etcetera
(All men are endowed by their Creator with the inalienable right to shoot back.)
To: bitt
LOL......don't know much about skunks, they're not around here that much and all the racoons have died of rabies.
We have some bats move into the attic tho!!!
38
posted on
10/22/2004 8:09:30 PM PDT
by
OldFriend
(It's the soldier, not the reporter who has given US freedom of the press)
To: Trteamer
39
posted on
10/22/2004 8:09:54 PM PDT
by
Hotdog
To: bitt
Leinenkugels' Northwoods Lager perhaps?
40
posted on
10/22/2004 8:11:54 PM PDT
by
xvq2er
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