Cheney Slams Kerry's Hunting Trip

[HardHat]

Heard it on CNN: (paraphrasing here)

CHENEY: "I understand John Kerry bought some camoflauge gear today, which tells me he doesn't do a lot of goose hunting. Looks like he's got an 'October Disguise' to cover up his anti-gun votes. The 2nd ammendment is not a photo-op."

Good stuff. The crowd was howling.

[showme_the_Glory]

I always bring someone to carry the birds for me too. Wouldn't want my own party thinking I kill helpless animals by myself. Will he use stem cells to bring the goose back to life like Superman?

[alchemist54]

Notice Kerrys pants NO MUD STAINS with all the rain we have had in Ohio the past week any cornfield is going to be very muddy--notice the guys pants below the knees holding the goose--is that mud? Then check out Kerry and his shoes--not boots I don't think he was even in the field probably showed up for photos.

[bolobaby]

OOOOOOOH... I read it as "brought", not "bought" - my bad.

[vollmond]

Assuming he did bag that goose, he should have had the courtesy to stick around long enough for his hunting buddies to get one too.

[WildTurkey]

I just called PETA and said that I was enraged at Kerry for using an assault weapon to shoot helpless geese.

PETA
501 Front St.
Norfolk, VA 23510
Tel.: 757-622-PETA (7382)
Fax: 757-622-0457
E-Mail PETA at info@peta.org

[GSWarrior]

The VP know what he is talking about. Only an fool with a death wish goes hunting wearing cammies. Has Kerry ever heard of orange safety vests?

[truthseeker2]

This pic looks a though he's asking the dog to vote for him. Is that the only voting group left that he has a chance to get?

[princess leah]

We could always Dream of him going to Tora Bora?

[Brilliant]

"Stop barking, or you're NEXT, Fido!"

[workerbee]

To think an innocent goose had to die so this moron could look like a real man. Where's PETA when you need them?

[lyingisbetter]

Where is the gun barrel and if it's there, is it not pointing down at the dog?
Does Kerry really know what he is doing?
That dog just had a dirty goose in it's mouth, and Kerry is kissing the dog. (I guess he is used to kissing dogs)

You think maybe this whole thing is a photo op.

[don-o]

Imus said that if Kerry shot a goose, he is "not voting for that bastard."

I think he meant it.

[countrydummy]

Thanks!!!!!!!!!

[Salvation]

Cheney is the best.

But I like it when W does his with a dead-pan sort of seriousness too.

[JFC]

VP Cheney is smart and not going to take no crap form these scum bags. Remember when they made a big deal of Cheney's canned hunt a year or so ago.


These liberals are the scum on the bottom of scum at the fair grounds!!!!! They make the Clinton's look like Saints.

[Vision]

"I understand John Kerry bought some camoflauge gear today, which tells me he doesn't do a lot of goose hunting.

What does that mean? I love Cheney, but goose hunters use a lot of camouflage.

If Cheney wanted to bust him, he should have chided him on not caring his own bird for fear of PETA's reaction.

[Steven W.]

he shot the goose before he didn't ... or was it the other way around. Kerry is always so confusing about these things ROFLMAO

[sinkspur]

To think an innocent goose had to die so this moron could look like a real man. Where's PETA when you need them?

Imus said, this morning, that he hunts, "but I never kill anything I don't eat. If Kerry shoots a goose today, I'm not going to vote for the bas***d."

[Steven W.]

the point - as other poster noted above - is that Kerry didn't have any appropriate clothing & had to go buy some, just like his trip to the sporting goods store earlier this year to procure a Jacquestrap.

[hipaatwo]

What did they say? If they were upset I'll make a call too.