Posted on 10/20/2004 8:55:57 AM PDT by Zeppelin
SEATTLE, Washington (Reuters) -- A black bear was found passed out at a campground in Washington state recently after guzzling down three dozen cans of a local beer, a campground worker said on Wednesday. "We noticed a bear sleeping on the common lawn and wondered what was going on until we discovered that there were a lot of beer cans lying around," said Lisa Broxson, a worker at the Baker Lake Resort, 80 miles (129 kilometers) northeast of Seattle. The hard-drinking bear, estimated to be about two years old, broke into campers' coolers and, using his claws and teeth to open the cans, swilled down the suds. It turns out the bear was a bit of a beer sophisticate. He tried a mass-market Busch beer, but switched to Rainier Beer, a local ale, and stuck with it for his drinking binge. Wildlife agents chased the bear away, but it returned the next day, said Broxson. They set a trap using as bait some doughnuts, honey and two cans of Rainier Beer. It worked, and the bear was captured for relocation.
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that is very odd.
If you knew ANYTHING about Festus you wouldn't "hate" on him rthat way!!!!! He is a very hard worker and takes his job very seroiusly. He has great nails (nicer than mind) and he can't help the "DROOL" problem. Plus, he'd already dranken a case of Narogansit just before this. So STOP beimng so "MEAN"!!!?!?!?!
~ Bear guzzles 36 beers, passes out at campground ~
Response 1:
It was the campers fault. They were singing about the "# of beers on the wall" and the bear just got carried away.
Response 2:
Liteweight!
Response 3:
I wonder if BIGFOOT still respected the bear the next morning?
(I'm having fun over here PING!)
ROFLMPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean Naragansit becuz I know some Spelling Police is going to come donwn on me.
YOU are problably in leauge with all the 'HATERS" so take it elsewhere! Mean and you don't know Festus!
I told the ranger I wasn't a bear; just need a shave. Idiots!
He needs rehab
Are you typing reallllly fast, or purposely typing like a beeber?
Canadian Beer Jokes:
After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Molson sits down and says, "Give me a Coke."
The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Molson's?"
The Molson president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
Hmmmmm........
Are you the one who was bit by a moose?
This story is about a month old. The bear refused to dring the Busch beer, but pigged (beared) out on the Ranier.
Hold muh bear and watch this......
I'm speechless................after going out of my way I don't know how many times to make sure Festus had Rainier, you call me one of THEM?????????
I'm so hurt.
LOL, I laughed so hard I cried. I needed this laugh this morning.
LOL!
ping!
That much beer and I'd be peeing all night, and much of the next day.
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