[Texas Eagle]

Through many dangers, toils and snares I have already come," Kerry intoned Sunday morning at Mt. Olivet Baptist Church. " 'Tis grace that brought me safe thus far, and grace will lead me home."

What? He read Amazing Grace as if it was a speech?

What else did he say? Wait let me guess: "O, Lord my God. When I in awesome wonder, consider all the worlds thy hands have made. When peace like a river attendeth my way. When sorrows like sea billows roll. A mighty fortress is our God. A bulwark never failing. Michael row your boat ashore. Hallelujah. Put your hand in the hand of the man who calmed the waters. When I die and they lay me to rest. Gonna go to the place that's the best. Going up to the spirit in the sky. That's where I'm gonna go when I die. Jesus is just alright with me. Jesus is just alright, oh yeah."

What a goofball.

[Timeout]

LOLLOLOL!

He's turning into a Jesus Jesse Freak.

[DeFault User]

... When sorrows like sea billows roll. A mighty fortress is our God. A bulwark never failing. Michael row your boat ashore. Hallelujah. Put your hand in the hand of the man who calmed the waters....

Hilarious. Clinton could pull it off. Gore could sometimes fake it, but Kerry...his religious fervor is about as good as his pitching arm.