Posted on 10/16/2004 10:04:29 AM PDT by Timeout
Kerry was asked at a town hall meeting to name his heroes.
The said he has 3 heroes:
Christopher Reeve
Michael J. Fox and
Max Cleland
Kerry likes rich women and sickly men.
Does that about sum it up?
It most certainly is pitiful.
In his twisted mind, choosing a hero must evoke some sort of sympathy that will inevitably win him at least ONE MORE VOTE.
How about Abraham Lincoln? Washington? Hell, even JFK you DORK!
I swear this guy would campaign in a pink tutu with a clown nose if he thought it would get him ONE MORE VOTE.
No Boris Karloff? Man, once these guys get too big for their britches, they forget the little people who inspired them...
>>> I'm surprised he didn't mention Mary Cheney at the rate he's going...
Beat me to it! DANG!!!
I guess he forgot Larry Flynt? He's also in a wheelchair.
Wonder what follishness he will be up to today.
OMG how totally out of the mainstream is that... He might as well have said Michael Moore, Rosey Odonnel and Whoopi Goldberg....
What is wrong with this guy... Again this man is not a nice man... he is evil..
Superman goes back to the future and blows his legs off... How quaint.
And here I thought he wanted to be the 'next JFK from Massachusetts'. Hey - John - remember JFK? your . . 'hero'?
I would have thought he would have Mao, Ho Chi Min, Stalin, Lenin,Marx,Castro, ect...
Photograph of John Kerry meeting with Comrade Do Muoi, General Secretary of the Communist Party of Vietnam, in Vietnam, July 15-18, 1993. Photo taken in the War Remnants Museum (formerly the "War Crimes Museum") in Saigon in May 2004.
Feminist hierarchy take note: Jane Fonda, Hillary Clinton, and Patricia Ireland not listed.
Kerry really and truely is a DORK!!
HE CAN"T BE OUR PRESIDENT!
Do you think George Bush would EVER be caught looking like a Rockette with a soccer ball?
Lame, lame, lame.
That's only two and a half! (Max)
Yup.
I've been telling people to think just 4 little words:
JUSTICE Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Think about it. If Effin wins, her prez ambitions are over. She certainly doesn't want to stay in the Senate and he wouldn't want her stealing his spotlight. So he would nominate her for SCOTUS.
The media would swoon and convince Americans she earned it for "standing by her man" (like the Senate race). Millions of women would march on the capitol. Republicans would be crucified if they tried to scuttle her.
4 words: Justice Hillary Rodham Clinton.
So vote early, take your friends, and then spend the rest of the day volunteering to do whatever the local GOP needs you to do.
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