[Callahan]

Ted Kennedy has been doing the gin-soaked fruit thing for years except he takes nine watermelons instead of raisins.

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Ted Kennedy has been doing the gin-soaked fruit thing for years except he takes nine watermelons instead of raisins.

"Take two of these, Teddy, and call me in the morning."

[sully777]

Granny Terasa's Medicine Show Cure-All

Everclear and a watermelon--For irregular days, arthiritis, hangovers.
Vodka and Jello--Soothes PMS, cramps, headaches, fun at parties.
Grandpa Forbes-Kerry's Opi-YUM--Quiets children's coughs and collac.
Lil' Johnny Edwards Coca-Brite Coco Krispies--Jump start your day.

[cowtowney]

Ted Kennedy has been doing the gin-soaked fruit thing for years except he takes nine watermelons instead of raisins.

Speaking of gin-soaked fruits, how is Barney Frank?

[SERKIT]

Ted Kennedy has been doing the gin-soaked fruit thing for years except he takes nine watermelons instead of raisins.

Now there's a multiple insult to gay, alcoholic Kennedys. I've heard of many Kennedy perversions, but this is the first time there has been a mention of the "gin-soaked fruit thing".