Yay for stupid people who make my day a little brighter.
1 posted on
10/11/2004 8:36:06 AM PDT by
Bad Sheep
To: Bad Sheep
Must have seen the movie King Pin one too many times.
2 posted on
10/11/2004 8:37:11 AM PDT by
Se7eN
To: Bad Sheep
I drove a race car once to impress my wife
3 posted on
10/11/2004 8:37:37 AM PDT by
rface
(Ashland, Missouri - monthly donor /bad speller)
To: Bad Sheep
The article doesn't say whether she was impressed.
5 posted on
10/11/2004 8:40:28 AM PDT by
Maceman
(Too nuanced for a bumper sticker)
To: Bad Sheep
Damn. Impressing the wife is this simple?
Man, have I been wasting my time showing her how much I love her, making her breakfast every Saturday & Sunday, helping her raise our children, working hard so she ha a new house and new car, watching sappy old movies, buying her flowers, taking her out to dinner now and then.
And here all I have to do is stage a robbery every so often. Sheesh what a sucker I am.
6 posted on
10/11/2004 8:43:22 AM PDT by
commish
(Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
To: Bad Sheep
I got up off the couch to get a beer myself once to impress my wife.
7 posted on
10/11/2004 8:44:17 AM PDT by
Imaverygooddriver
( What`s the difference between Windows XP and John Kerry? Windows XP works once in a while.)
To: Bad Sheep
"According to police, Spencer, a high school teacher, paid two students $100 each to break into his house and try to make off with a stereo"
Let's not be so hard on this guy...he is brighter than the average high school teacher to come up with this scheme.
8 posted on
10/11/2004 8:47:09 AM PDT by
Kokojmudd
To: Bad Sheep
"According to police, Spencer, a high school teacher, paid two students $100 each to break into his house and try to make off with a stereo." I bet he could have spent that 200 on a nice meal out, a chick flick,a few hiden wrapped gifts, and a box of chocolate with better results.
What a fake.
To: Bad Sheep
ROFLOL!! Made my day, too.
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10 posted on
10/11/2004 8:47:57 AM PDT by
viaveritasvita
(If MSM can't or won't get out the real news, we'll have to get it out ourselves. ~ Chuck Colson)
To: Bad Sheep
Trying to impress his wife?
I guess she got wise to the 'salami in the pants' trick.
13 posted on
10/11/2004 8:55:13 AM PDT by
KidGlock
To: Bad Sheep
Nothing impresses my wife more than when I hire teenagers to duct tape her to the bed.
For a really special occassion, I'll hire a pit bull to lunge at her throat.
To: Bad Sheep
Wife beware, this guy's next move may be to enroll in the U. North Carolina medical school.
16 posted on
10/11/2004 9:05:21 AM PDT by
staytrue
To: Bad Sheep
I'll be taking the Huggies and any money you got in the register...
18 posted on
10/11/2004 9:23:35 AM PDT by
SquirrelKing
("I have to march because my mother couldn't have an abortion." - Maxine Waters (D-California)
To: Bad Sheep
Nothing says love like a little burglary and being bound and having duct tape across your mouth.
19 posted on
10/11/2004 9:25:07 AM PDT by
xp38
To: Bad Sheep
Just to add to the story a little.... the wife was / is contemplating divorce. They were living in seperate residences at the time of the "event". He was trying to "win back her affections".
My wife is a teacher and one of the counselors at her school is the mother of the man involved in the event. The mother is VERY embarassed.
I know... there are a ton of counseling jokes available there.
20 posted on
10/11/2004 9:27:35 AM PDT by
kjam22
(What you win them by, is what you win them to)
To: Bad Sheep
"The plan was going well until his wife freed herself and shot the intruders with a 12-gauge shotgun that she retrieved from under the bed." At least that is how it would go down around here.
21 posted on
10/11/2004 12:34:03 PM PDT by
TexasRepublic
(Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!)
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