" I will unite a country divided between non-aerosol
hair spray and hard-to-hold styling gel."
Posted on 10/10/2004 4:58:55 AM PDT by Liz
Because of your superior knowledge and expertise, you have been given the task of springing an October Surprise on the Kerry camp. Post the details here.
MY OCTOBER SURPRISES LIST:
(1) Terayza's accountant will disclose Terayza purchases cases of Hunt's Tomato Ketchup.
(2) John Kerry's Nantucket instructor will acknowledge that Kerry's windsurfing skills suck.
(3) PETA will file suit against Kerry for endangering the life of a hamster.
(4) Pres Bush announces he will name Ralph Nader Secy of Commerce.
(5) The Ntl Enquirer will publish nude photos of Kerry that nobody is actually interested in seeing.
(6) For big bucks, Kerry's personal butler will tell-all about John's disgusting personal hygeine habits.
(7) Terayza's plastic surgeon will reveal on MTV that she has had silicone implants on her hips. (Don't even ask why.)
(8) Motel 6 has videos of Kerry and the Ntl Enquirer's got 'em.
Dna extacted from a dunkin donuts coffee cup outside the DNC headquarters shows that someone is the father of Bill Clinton's dog,and also is responsible for the Black Dahlia murder.
How about a Freep of the local DNC headquarters, with signs and info concerning Kerry's pro-abortion, anti-life votes and positions?
Meek photoshopped a great pic of that.
John Edwards is arrested in a San Francisco bathhouse in a sting operation. He was arrested wearing leather riding chaps and little else..
Good idea.
John Kerry stopped at airport with 5 kilograms of cocaine in his carry-on luggage.
" I will unite a country divided between non-aerosol
hair spray and hard-to-hold styling gel."
See my #42.
In Texas, he should write "Jane's Due Process," the group that helps get minors judicial by pass on our Parental Notification.
Secretly, the smear was a set up by Karl Rove via a mole in the Kerry camp placed a long time ago.set up for the October surprise
Bush will have a major news conference to defend himself and instead will detail the smear tactic and exposing the dims for the scumbags they really are
Time frame: One week before the election
That would be sweet.
Hey, nice switcheroo.
RNC Advert detailing John Kerry's voting record is published in the NY Times.
Shocker (grumble).
this OCTOBER SUPRIZE , with no sarcasm really ? It would be great, the US Marines caught OSAMA , bring him to the US Capital in front of Congress for us, and the world to see, in lock / stock / and chains, before he is put in a HIGHLY SEQURE prison cell before he sees the judge. The Sryians confess, admit, and reveal to the US and the world, that HUSSAN did in fact had WMDs , and SADDAM asked them to take them to SYRIA and hide them. The Syrians provide us WITH THE PROFE that SADDAM had WMDs before the US forces entered Iraq.
the October Surprise is Team America World Police, that will mock the Michael Moore and leftist propaganda films so badly that no one will ever be able to take them seriously...
The way to nail Kerry is for people to know hie REAL PLAN for America.
That`s not far off, I heard a story about a 2 year old with "Down`s Syndrome" who is suing the OB/GYN because he wasn`t given the option to abort himself. Heard on Glenn Beck show Friday.
And the really big surprise is an investigation launched into the accounting statements of Michael Moore's claims that his film atrocity grossed $214M. Hollywarped is notorious for juggling the books. Robert Wagner, for one, had to sue Aaron Spelling for cheating Wagner out of profits from a TV deal.
I sure hope Moore didn't tamper with the figures to artificially enhance grosses where none existed.
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