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Sen. Miller Recasts 'Wizard of Oz': Kerry as the Scarecrow ...
NewsMax.com ^ | 10/07/04 | Carl Limbacher

Posted on 10/07/2004 4:59:04 PM PDT by kattracks

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Sen. Zell Miller cracked up the crowd today with his proposed remake of "The Wizard of Oz."

Skipping down the Yellow Brick Road with Dorothy, the Georgia Democrat said during his videotaped address at a luncheon sponsored by the Palm Beach Republican Club, should be:



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1 posted on 10/07/2004 4:59:04 PM PDT by kattracks
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To: kattracks

Do we even need to ask who should be the "Wicked Witch of the West"?


2 posted on 10/07/2004 5:01:13 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: GreenHornet

Republican Convention Protesters as Flying Monkeys


3 posted on 10/07/2004 5:07:04 PM PDT by PintailConservative
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To: PintailConservative

Give 'em Hell Zell !


4 posted on 10/07/2004 5:16:00 PM PDT by Petes Sandy Girl
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To: kattracks
I think Zell got Moore and Kerry mixed up. Kerry has a brain, but he lacks the courage to stand by his convictions and instead is easily blown by the political breezes. Moore has courage (because, like him or loathe him (and I loathe him) a coward wouldn't make himself a highly visible target like he has) but lacks the intelligence to see the truth, instead seeking comfort in obvious lies.

No, Kerry is the toothless, old, cowardly lion, while Moore is the world's fattest scarecrow.

5 posted on 10/07/2004 5:22:34 PM PDT by Politicalities (http://www.politicalities.com)
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To: kattracks

One of the actors in the movie version was the uncle of former Congressman Bob Dornan. Was it Bert Lahr?


6 posted on 10/07/2004 5:28:09 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: Verginius Rufus

I was thinking of Soros more as the Wizard himself, as in "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!"

Kinda fits the situation better, as Soros is pulling Kerry's strings, and will own a President Kerry.

Would that mean that the Presidency is being outsourced to France or Hungary?


7 posted on 10/07/2004 5:49:40 PM PDT by SpinyNorman (Kerry's "global test" doesn't pass the smell test. Come to think of it, neither does Kerry.)
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To: Politicalities

Moore makes himself a target because it would be impossible for him to hide anyways. He`d need something the size of a grain silo that he could carry around. It`s logistically impossible.


8 posted on 10/07/2004 5:59:51 PM PDT by infidel29 (Before the political left, we were ALL right.)
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To: kattracks

Edwards = Toto


9 posted on 10/07/2004 6:01:30 PM PDT by Fresh Wind (Heinz-Kerry: "The common man doesn't look at me as some rich witch.")
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To: kattracks

The scarecrow?

The next POTUS and First Lady?


10 posted on 10/07/2004 6:36:37 PM PDT by sevry
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To: Politicalities
No, Kerry is the toothless, old, cowardly lion and because he was given an undeserved medal, he was then seen as a hero.
11 posted on 10/07/2004 6:53:53 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (satire: the stealth viewpoint.)
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To: Gabz; xsmommy; Texan5; secret garden; RikaStrom

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!

This is just too funny..........come on over........


12 posted on 10/07/2004 6:58:08 PM PDT by tioga
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To: GreenHornet

Terayza must be her sister


13 posted on 10/07/2004 7:03:34 PM PDT by swheats
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To: kattracks

Somehow I see Kerry as the Cowardly Lion.


14 posted on 10/07/2004 7:05:34 PM PDT by Captain Peter Blood
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To: Verginius Rufus

The actor to whom you refer to is Jack Haley, the tin man in the wizard of Oz,who was related to Bob Dornan.


15 posted on 10/07/2004 7:05:54 PM PDT by johnfl61
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16 posted on 10/07/2004 7:08:49 PM PDT by HowlinglyMind-BendingAbsurdity
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17 posted on 10/07/2004 7:18:18 PM PDT by keat
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To: sevry

Now SHE looks like Bert Lohr! Just put a tail on her. (And a mustache).


18 posted on 10/07/2004 7:20:10 PM PDT by ZOTnot (first "LADY?" (Theresa) : 'Idiots', 'Shove it', 'Scumbags', 'Let them go naked'.)
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To: kattracks

Zell!
You have a place of honor at our table this Thanksgiving.


19 posted on 10/07/2004 7:56:16 PM PDT by King Prout (yo! sKerry: "Live by the flip, die by the flop." - Frank_Discussion)
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To: GreenHornet; bear11

....................

You Rang???????

20 posted on 10/07/2004 8:21:26 PM PDT by DaveTesla (You can fool some of the people some of the time......)
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